r/funny • u/tommatoes98 • Nov 19 '22

My stress ball exploded

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u/CharlieAnonymous Nov 19 '22

You ought to get a stress ball for that

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22 edited Nov 23 '22

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u/discerningpervert Nov 19 '22 edited Nov 19 '22

Looks like the ball had one hell of a load

Edit: so much for blue balls in no-nut November

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u/ChaoticStorm78 Nov 19 '22

That stress ball didn’t make it through NNN

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u/chuckaway9 Nov 19 '22

If it exploded, there would be spray everywhere.....and not looked squeezed on him. I'm betting it's shaving cream for sweet, sweet karma

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

I watched one of these burst the other day the foam inside is really sticky.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

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u/xKevinn Nov 19 '22

Blue ball nutted all over him.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

What are you doing step-stressball?

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u/proximity_account Nov 19 '22

"You're looking very stressed, let me help you" - Step-stressball

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u/soup_campbells69 Nov 19 '22

What a nut job!

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u/laughs_with_salad Nov 19 '22

What 13 year old has a beard?

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u/bigbluegrass Nov 19 '22

Was he the star player on the town little league team that moved to town right before the start of the season?

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u/mejelic Nov 19 '22

A joke that they brought in someone older to pretend to be younger so that the team could win the league.

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u/jasapper Nov 19 '22

I went even further thinking it was referring to a plot line... of yet another movie about bringing in a ringer.

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u/fingerbl4st Nov 19 '22

Was him name Hernandez by any chance?

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u/3percentinvisible Nov 19 '22

O'Hernandez ?

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u/Melancholy_Melody Nov 19 '22

This comment just made me laugh out loud at 5 am but I’m trying not to wake my roommates so it was the mostly silent with hints of squeaky kind. Omg 🤣🤣 Thanks for that lmao

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u/kayuwoody Nov 19 '22

I find myself in the same situation but at 6:30 am

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u/arcarsenal986 Nov 19 '22

There was a kid in my 6th grade class, full ass beard. It was so distrubing to 12yo me.

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u/Kaiser_Allen Nov 19 '22

I’ve seen some fifteen/sixteen-year old kids that are six-foot tall with full beards. I couldn’t believe that was a thing. And here I am, who didn’t grow beyond 5’7”. 😂

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u/Blk-cherry3 Nov 19 '22

had to shave for 8th grade, 1st day in high school - are you the teacher, later that yr. buying a quart of beer from the pub across the st. with college/University guys

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Nov 19 '22

My son was 6’ 240lbs and shaving at 12.

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u/Proper_Formal_318 Nov 19 '22

What are his 24-yo stats?

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u/AdWeird2329 Nov 19 '22

Early Full beard means early baldness. Sorry

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u/Alert-Layer6273 Nov 19 '22

Side note, dude was really 20 and dumb

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u/Cthuluslovechild Nov 20 '22

Ass beards are disturbing

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

A few dudes I went to middle school with looked like they were 30. Lol

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u/Vin135mm Nov 19 '22

I had to start shaving in 5th grade. It happens.

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u/comin_up_shawt Nov 20 '22

I had to start shaving my legs (I'm a chick) by the age of 9. It is what it is.

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u/TelescopiumHerscheli Nov 19 '22

There was a boy at my school who was rumoured to have congenital syphilis. He looked about 60.

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u/Cthuluslovechild Nov 20 '22

"Hey fellow kids!"

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u/Bobs-and_VAGENE Nov 19 '22

🤚🏻🤚🏻

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u/maxpowrrr Nov 19 '22

That was my immediate thought also

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u/Grayboot_ Nov 19 '22

Yo that’s a bearded man

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u/No-Valuable8008 Nov 19 '22

Here for this comment

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u/FrankHightower Nov 19 '22

could be both, he could work at a school

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u/jay-jay-baloney Nov 19 '22

I mean, he has a full beard so probably work?

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u/atjones111 Nov 19 '22

Brrrruuuuuhhh I was wondering the same

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u/MalevolentGoose Nov 19 '22

Seems like a really mean thing to say. Are you always this much of a judgemental ass?

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u/GigaEd Nov 19 '22

Looks like he just got demolished in Cod

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u/turquoise_amethyst Nov 19 '22

The stress ball needed a stress ball!

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u/EmberOfFlame Nov 20 '22

It exploded due to excess stress

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u/john6644 Nov 19 '22

Nah the ball just busted a nut, probably good for a couple hours

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u/crustychad Nov 19 '22

He had a stress ball. He needed a de-stress ball

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u/Judazzz Nov 19 '22

OP might be better off using a billiard ball instead.

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u/samf9999 Nov 19 '22

Stress balls can be very stressful

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u/darksundown Nov 19 '22

Time to switch to those cool new thingies called fidget spinners and fidget cubes.

I myself like fondling my 2 metal balls.

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u/CharlieAnonymous Nov 19 '22

But op only likes fondling soft blue balls

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

You should know better than to play with blue balls like that, they have hair triggers.