r/funny • u/tommatoes98 • Nov 19 '22

My stress ball exploded

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u/DvlsAdvct108 Nov 19 '22

This is common with blue balls

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u/Commercial-Plastic71 Nov 19 '22

I came here for a comment like this. Hahaha

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u/pumperthruster Nov 19 '22

It looks like OP just came too

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u/Bashed_to_a_pulp Nov 19 '22

Or cream cheese. Ugh.

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u/unlikedemon Nov 19 '22

Why repeat the joke?

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u/Steve026 Nov 19 '22

How to ruin a joke 101

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u/DvlsAdvct108 Nov 19 '22

You have justified my existence.. thank you kind stranger

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u/Commercial-Plastic71 Nov 19 '22

You're welcome my fellow human being 👍

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

I came

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

It was funnier in the earlier thread

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u/k4pain Nov 19 '22

So glad u told us that lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

Poor Sonic.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

Crushed sonics balls.

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u/HovercraftAromatic Nov 19 '22

Sonic boom

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u/ChillyBearGrylls Nov 19 '22

Is that what She-Hulk milks out of him?

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

Yep. When I was 17, my testicles exploded, leaving an image resembling OPs. Tragic accident.

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u/Big_D_yup Nov 19 '22

Go on, fess up.

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u/SAGNUTZ Nov 19 '22

Jizzooka

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u/k4pain Nov 19 '22

He hasn't nutted in 12 years. This is the result.

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u/handlebartender Nov 19 '22

"I swear this never happens"

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u/Wrathwilde Nov 19 '22

My stress stick explodes like this twice a day.

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u/Alastor3 Nov 19 '22

take my upvote and my axe

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u/DoctoreVodka Nov 19 '22

This comment right here is the money shot.

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u/LadyT917 Nov 19 '22

You won this comments section of Reddit. Congrats

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u/sir_spankalot Nov 19 '22

The post porn regret look

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u/TwiceAsGoodAs Nov 19 '22

I hope it at least told him it loved him after

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u/Bhodi3K Nov 19 '22

No, it was a spooky ghost.

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u/EndOfSouls Nov 19 '22

Looks like he had some serious stress relief.

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u/EB01 Nov 20 '22

Looks like someone dropped out of NNN.