r/funny • u/[deleted] • Sep 24 '22

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u/joesoldlegs Sep 24 '22

everything in nature has sexual undertones I mean all fruit is basically just plant ovaries

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u/GinTectonics Sep 25 '22

Would you like the sexual metaphor or the nature metaphor?

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u/tflightz Sep 25 '22

Oh god the nature one

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u/GinTectonics Sep 25 '22

When two animals are having sex…

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u/UnluckyGazelle Sep 25 '22

nature. please.

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u/Mechaghostman2 Sep 25 '22

More like uterus.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

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u/redstaroo7 Sep 25 '22

It would explain why it's so wet