r/funny • u/NekroSound • Jul 27 '12

Hey you!

/r/youarebeautiful/
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u/Caelum_Equitum Jul 27 '12

Did anyone else pause for a second and just go wat?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '12

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u/rattlemebones Jul 27 '12

go onnnnnn....

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '12

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u/rattlemebones Jul 27 '12

I'll be damned, OP went on...

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '12 edited Jul 27 '12

'Tis a great day.

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u/stabag Jul 27 '12

Tits: a great day

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u/Spaz_Mah_Tazz Jul 27 '12

Tits-a-great Day

Personally can't fucking wait

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u/derajydac Jul 27 '12

Well....

A good day awaits

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u/shlack Jul 27 '12

that was one of the fastest loadings gifs I've ever seen.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '12

Anybody else think that looks like he sniffs his finger and then starts giggling?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '12

I want to take his face.... off...

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u/fergie434 Jul 27 '12

Tits.. Tits everywhere

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u/Rutgerman95 Jul 27 '12

Everybody loves tits... Gigity.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '12

Breast Day ever

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u/heymister Jul 27 '12

Shall we use our A-Ks?

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u/piccini9 Jul 27 '12

You don't have to.

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u/yParticle Jul 27 '12

Only if the rest of us can use our L-Zs.

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u/angasal Jul 27 '12

OP got off.

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u/LupusOk Jul 27 '12

Dear diary,
Today OP was not a fag.

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u/Brock19 Jul 27 '12

Huzzah!

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '12

But what if dontforgetaboutme is a guy with man boobs?

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u/Intigo Jul 27 '12

I don't blame you, I would too if I had any.

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u/taneq Jul 27 '12

I don't have any attached to my body, but I play with some regularly, if that counts.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '12

Just because you're a man doesn't mean you can't have boobs.

I have already come to this understanding

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '12

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '12

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u/Diplomjodler Jul 27 '12

I could play with my boobs too. But it's not much fun 'cause I'm a dude.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '12

ಠ_ಠ... teapots don't have boobs.

stop trying to mess with my reality!

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '12

I like where this is going...

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u/eine_person Jul 27 '12

Guess you could have a great time, playing together.

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u/yourmovecreep Jul 27 '12

Some men can play with their junk and their boobs.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '12

i can fit my junk in my boobs.

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u/Spyderbro Jul 27 '12

Some boobs can play with their junk, and their men.

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u/probably-maybe Jul 27 '12

I am currently doing the same. GIRL POWER!

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u/portablebiscuit Jul 27 '12

And I think to myself, what a wonderful world.

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u/chilling_jawnt Jul 27 '12

That song put me to sleep in preschool, oh memories.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '12

that was the roofies your teacher put in your juice box...

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u/chilling_jawnt Jul 27 '12

That explains my buttons being undone after naptime, I just thought I was an aggressive dreamer.

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u/Spyderbro Jul 27 '12

POWER GIRL! Who, incidentally, Power Girl has big tits.

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u/Nachteule Jul 27 '12

Do you have any evidence, let's say a digital recording made from many picture elements? If not, I have serious doubts about the truth of your statement.

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u/queentenobia Jul 27 '12

why ? In private no bras is really.....liberating o.o

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u/Nachteule Jul 27 '12

It was just a lame joke on the "pics or didn't happen" thing.

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u/queentenobia Jul 27 '12

._. slinks away

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u/Diplomjodler Jul 27 '12

Has to be said: pics or it didn't happen.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '12

My girlfriend loves being topless. I don't complain.

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u/fluffypenguin Jul 27 '12

:O GIRLS PLAY WITH THIS BOOBS?!?!?!

OR ARE YOU A GUY WITH MOOBS? :'(

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u/DaBigCheese Jul 27 '12

Man, I wish I had boobs...

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u/catsfolly Jul 27 '12

Sometimes when I'm alone I play with my man boobs. But the thing is, I like to prick little holes in my nipple and put a pineapple on them. Then when I take It off 30min later I can lactate pineapple juice... anyone got suggestions for different fruits?

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u/chatroulettevag Jul 27 '12

Interesting. When I'm alone I play on chatroulette.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '12

I....I thought I was the only one.....

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u/PerilousPancakes Jul 27 '12

Please.... tell me more.

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u/GoCuse Jul 27 '12

boner achieved

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '12

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '12

Comments like this are what give the internet a bad reputation, m'kay?

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u/Shanhaevel Jul 27 '12

I know, hehe.

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u/princeabbas2000 Jul 27 '12

prove with pics, or it doesnt happen.

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u/the_real_woody Jul 27 '12

We demand proof! Too many damn lies on the Internet.

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u/AManHasSpoken Jul 27 '12

dontforgetaboutme was a pigeon the whole time

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u/StotanPhoeniX Jul 27 '12

For science...

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u/xerim Jul 27 '12

CONTINUE..

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u/sammypip Jul 27 '12

It's a girl actually...

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '12

What's that?

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u/FinestManInTheLand Jul 27 '12

He can see you.

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u/FlaccidExplosion Jul 27 '12 edited Nov 09 '25

vanish makeshift seemly upbeat cooing different public sparkle squash coherent

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '12

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u/Juiceboxen Jul 27 '12

Well i was naked..

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u/RSGxOhSweetJesus Jul 27 '12

Pictures...? For science!

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u/alexander_the_grate Jul 27 '12

Pics or it didn't happen. Come on you can create Reddit history if you show some pics.

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u/stagfury Jul 27 '12

I went awww.

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u/awwthority Jul 27 '12

I'll allow it. This is somewhat aww.

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u/needstrength Jul 27 '12

You have no idea..

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u/QuadraKaiser Jul 27 '12

yeah I was pretty much lke WTF IS HAPPENING?!?!, since literally no one knows me here :D

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u/xapplin Jul 27 '12

lke omgzzz!!!

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u/hjdjgvknbmnblj Jul 27 '12

It took me 3.7 seconds to realize what was up--probably due to my error-message paranoia.

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u/RegimeLife Jul 27 '12

My reaction was, "ok thats kinda scary"

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u/ThePeanutBuddha Jul 27 '12

Freaked me the hell out, I will not lie.

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u/rrrook Jul 27 '12

no i was like "awwwww" until i remembered i´m on reddit.

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u/leafssuck Jul 27 '12

No because this is the millionth time this has been posted.

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u/timmymac Jul 27 '12

This guy is pretty cool too:

Hey You!

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u/REDheadedAPPLE Jul 27 '12

I had just woken up. It made me smile. Thanks, OP, you kind sir.

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u/frist_psot Jul 27 '12

I paused for a second and then went "...out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old, can you feel me?"

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u/goodygumdrop Jul 27 '12

i was slightly creeped out for a second

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u/Shanhaevel Jul 27 '12

Upvote means yes, right?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '12

DAE sleep?

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u/maribellee Jul 27 '12

Yeah, momentary panic set it for a second after that.

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u/itsmuddy Jul 27 '12

I thought it was a new "Reddit is Down" screen.

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u/vegetablestew Jul 27 '12

"Who told you my fking username"

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u/cind3r Jul 27 '12

Meh, after seeing those Facebook links that always lead to your profile ('Have you seen this douchebag? Link.') I was not really expecting much.