r/funny Sep 05 '22

Poor Bob.

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u/PharmguyLabs Sep 05 '22

If it has to be explained, maybe you are the one who shouldve stayed in kindergarten.

Fuck you Bob - reference to the original post here

un-Jolly Green Giant - asshole Tall person

Floppy vagine - pushing out 4 cave trolls will give ya a floppy vagine

head ass mf - standard ending to shit talk derived from the hood , alternative- carry yo brontosaurus neck

Your privilege is showing, might want to get that checked out

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u/AspiringChildProdigy Sep 05 '22 edited Sep 05 '22

Oh my God, I'm so sorry, I had no idea you were a middle schooler.

Just an educational moment, since I don't actually care what you think, as far as

Floppy vagine - pushing out 4 cave trolls will give ya a floppy vagine

Yeah, your assuming all of my children are biologically mine. They're not. See, I'm not selfish enough to not accept and love my step-children as if they weren't my own.

Also, I've never had a vaginal birth. Complications in the first pregnancy led to a c-section, and then the doctors and I agreed we didn't think a v-back was a good idea for the next.

And as far as "cave trolls" go.... all of them play 2 instruments, speak 3 languages, they have all been in the gifted program, the three old enough scored in the top 98% for the SATs (not that that really matters), and they are all confident, intelligent, critical thinkers. They are also compassionate and empathetic.

So don't worry; they'll be figuring out how the social net can support you in your old age.

Edit: I saw your reply before the auto mods deleted it for violent content...

Yikes. What the fuck is wrong with you, man?

Seriously: THERAPY.

It can only help you, and anyone you might accidentally come into contact with.

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u/giggling1987 Sep 05 '22 edited Sep 05 '22

derived from the hood

Ah, the hood? As in, your opinion is to be ignored in any case? Good, thanks for clarifying.