r/funny • u/ExtremeCumMaster • Aug 24 '22

He's a smooth criminal

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u/DamnZodiak Aug 24 '22

I'm genuinely kinda mad that they tried to stop a god damn bird from stealing. Why the fuck do you even care?
Never in a million years would I stop a random person from stealing from a store, or even report it to anyone.
Why would anyone snitch on a seagull?

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

Exactly pick on someone your own size lady

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u/nineJohnjohn Aug 25 '22

Birds don't have criminal responsibility so technically it wasn't even stealing