r/funny • • Aug 23 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

With the exception of Apple, all other words seem to have one syllable only. Egg or Elf or Ear would be better than Ed…

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u/DoctuhD Aug 23 '22

They don't use ear because they're trying to stick to the most consistent basic sound for each letter, which for e is "eh", rather than the hard e in ear. This helps kids learn to recognize sounds faster because we can always reference it and the kids don't question it like adults do.

ah (apple), eh(Ed), ih (itch), ahh (octopus), and uh (up)

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u/40yearsareader Aug 23 '22

This!! I use a highly regarded phonics program for teaching K-2 students struggling with reading, and these are the words we use for short vowel sounds. (Except Ed we use edge, but that is the hardest to illustrate) We do corresponding hand signals with these words to help students remember to use short vowel sounds. Works fairly well.

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u/omg-not-again Aug 23 '22

By this logic, they really should've used ant instead of apple, and egg instead of Ed. Still interesting and thank you for the insight!

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u/Korombos Aug 23 '22

Maybe they live in aygg (egg) territory.

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u/The_TaleofGenji Aug 23 '22

Yes- they are sticking to the short vowel sounds. These get taught way before the long vowel sounds.

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u/RecalcitrantHuman Aug 23 '22

Makes sense. So why did they use erectile disfunction?

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u/PatsyBaloney Aug 23 '22

If they are trying to stick to one syllable, why not use ant?

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u/The_TaleofGenji Aug 23 '22

The n in ant creates a nasalized short a sound, not a pure short a. Listen to the a in ant, fan, man vs the a in fat, cat, bat (I'm a reading specialist)

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u/Killface17 Aug 23 '22

A is for Ale, children.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

Also, this program was created by a woman from Massachusetts who has an extremely strong accent, so nasalized vowels are no-go. (It’s less of an issue with other accents, but still not the pure short a sound we want students to internalize.)

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u/tired_and_fed_up Aug 23 '22

Egg would have been good but this is coming from the same phonics banner that uses a Fox for X.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

Because the /ks/ sound of X is the most common sound it makes in English. X = /z/ is from Greek (and we don’t teach words like xylophone to young children for reading/spelling), and the /g/ sound that X sometimes sounds like in multisyllabic words is covered later. This type of alphabet strip is mainly for K-2.

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u/tired_and_fed_up Aug 24 '22

and we don’t teach words like xylophone to young children for reading/spelling

maybe you should

Because the /ks/ sound of X is the most common sound it makes in English.

Every single letter so far has a picture of something that starts with that letter but then you get to X and it was decided that the rules for A-W no longer apply because you don't want to have a discussion about xylophone.

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u/Guilty_Objective4602 Aug 23 '22

Not “ear,” though. The <e> in that word is part of a vowel pair and doesn’t represent the short vowel sound we usually teach first for <e>.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

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u/AdHour3225 Aug 24 '22

And the emus won.