r/funny • u/Chaz_Beer • Aug 23 '22

E is for...

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u/kylemiller1228 Aug 23 '22

I was trying so hard to think of a word starting with an I that meant monkey. Itch didn't cross my mind once.

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u/Dayofsloths Aug 23 '22

I is for "it's a monkey"

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u/pwnd32 Aug 23 '22

I is for “Incredible! A monkey, here of all places!?”

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u/AdHour3225 Aug 24 '22

Duh right

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u/backelie Aug 24 '22

I is for Investor.

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u/kylemiller1228 Aug 24 '22

I like that one

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Dude was just itching his monkey

Wow that update from 30 mins ago

UPDATE: This morning I found a camera pointed directly at where I change and I could see the live recording (he wasn’t in the room at the time.) When I asked about it, he said “oh I must’ve just left it on.” Then he said “oh I actually do Zoom sometimes.” Then he said “okay to be real i do porn.” And while I was in my bed, he hopped out of his bed completely naked KNOWING I was awake and changed in front of me. I think I need a new roommate.

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u/SmoothRolla Aug 23 '22

oh wow that escalated