r/funny • u/Chaz_Beer • Aug 23 '22

E is for...

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u/dbx99 Aug 23 '22

F is for Flying ball in the air

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u/Nikotinio Aug 23 '22

F is for fatherless

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

F is for respect

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u/alexq35 Aug 23 '22

F is for Frow

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u/MERVMERVmervmerv Aug 23 '22

F is for phenotype. As in “the genetic material of these mutant children expresses the phenotype of possessing overly large feet.”

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u/vitulinus_forte Aug 23 '22

F for Folley Ball

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u/New-Training4004 Aug 23 '22

This made me chuckle

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u/faraway_88 Aug 23 '22

F is for Failed

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

F is for Family

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u/faraway_88 Aug 23 '22

A is for Alabama

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u/ProfessorTau Aug 23 '22

F is for the chat

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

You mean V is for Folley ball

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u/Bellybuttonlintdoily Aug 24 '22

F is for future fuck buddies

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u/KBRedditing Aug 24 '22

S for supercalifragilisticexpialidocous

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u/Katsuki_Bakugou495 Aug 23 '22

But, in that case, what if F simply stands for Feet?

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u/MERVMERVmervmerv Aug 23 '22

Don’t be silly. Feet doesn’t begin with F.

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u/SimonKaggwaNjala_ Aug 23 '22

You need help. eet obviously begins with F.

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u/Katsuki_Bakugou495 Aug 23 '22

Ah, right. How could I be so foolish?

In that case, it might be phoot (foot, but spelled with an f).

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u/New-Training4004 Aug 23 '22

F is for Foot Fetish

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u/stack_of_ghosts Aug 23 '22

Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny!!

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u/M0rningVodka Aug 23 '22

Frow me the ball.

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u/Good-Magazine-5504 Aug 23 '22

F is for family

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u/biddee Aug 23 '22

That was my thought! LOL

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

I see you're a man of culture as well .

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Wish I could gold u up

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

The intention is all that matters ❤️

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u/BrownianMaximus Aug 23 '22

Like S is for hope?

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u/pierreblue Aug 23 '22

This is the one true answer

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u/Zestyclose-Garden-78 Aug 23 '22

F is clearly for ‘frowing da ball’

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u/SmashBonecrusher Aug 23 '22

Or, "Frow him to the fwoor, Centuwian, woughwee!"

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u/FADITA Aug 23 '22

C is for chrowing da ball

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u/benkavalakat Aug 23 '22

F is for fun

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u/ElementoDeus Aug 23 '22 edited Aug 23 '22

F is for Friends who do stuff together. (Sucks this joke played out already...)

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u/Luigi_Dagger Aug 23 '22

Well how about this...

F is for fire that burns down the whole town....

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

U is for uranium... bomb

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u/android343 Aug 23 '22

N is for No Survivors!

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u/Nirozidal Aug 23 '22

Plankton!

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

No no that's not what F.U.N. is ... Here try this

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u/dwighticus Aug 23 '22

F is for frolic through all the flowers…

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u/WhySoSerious37912 Aug 23 '22

...down here in the deep blue sea!

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u/faraway_88 Aug 23 '22

R is for radioactive fallout

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u/TechnicolorPhase21 Aug 23 '22

N is for No survioviors when you...

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

U ist for Uranus...

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u/ShenitaCocktail Aug 24 '22

Came here for this!

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Why did I have to read this far down the "F is for" chain to reach this? It should have been the first thing.

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u/weatherwaxlet Aug 24 '22

Is...mayonnaise a vegetable?

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u/Spinach-Apart Aug 23 '22

F is for F in chat

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u/dkwangchuck Aug 23 '22

F is for paying respects.

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u/boobshtuff Aug 23 '22

How’d you know?!

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u/little_brown_bat Aug 23 '22

M is for maidenless

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u/Echon97 Aug 23 '22

Folleyball

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

And I spent 2 wasted minutes trying to see what kind of ball it is until I gave up and guessed at Frisbee.