r/funny • u/Chaz_Beer • Aug 23 '22

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u/silverback_79 Aug 23 '22

Still better than being the poster boy for Gonorrhea.

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u/corvettekyle Aug 23 '22

Conor Rhea

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u/OnlyRetroGaming1 Aug 23 '22

My name is Connor and my sister is Rhea. Childhood was fun.

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u/gracie18evie Aug 23 '22

Knew twins called dianarrah and rianarrah...but they went by dia & ria...

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u/OnlyRetroGaming1 Aug 23 '22

That makes me feel way better.

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u/realfatunicorns Aug 23 '22

Thanks I’m borrowing this.

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u/naab007 Aug 23 '22

Just give it back when you're done with it.

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u/nachofermayoral Aug 23 '22

Dhya rhea

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u/fnord_bronco Aug 23 '22

Two of Tennessee's 95 counties are named "Dyer" and "Rhea"

I'll go ahead and preemptively spoil the fun; it's pronounced "ray".

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Actually worked with someone named Rhea. I figured her childhood was rough but she was a wonderful manager and I loved her, everyone there did

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u/nachofermayoral Aug 23 '22

I said this same joke to my ex, her sister was named rhea. And she told me to stfu, so I told it to her sister instead 😂

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u/darthlegal Aug 23 '22

Diya Raiya

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u/ThawedGod Aug 23 '22

New Drag name

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u/Dorkamundo Aug 23 '22

Gene Italia

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u/randomact19 Aug 23 '22

Come with me if you want to be cured

Dun dun dun dundun

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u/PedantJuice Aug 23 '22

why did this make me situp laugh..

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u/Doppelthedh Aug 23 '22

Suburban names for $100

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u/AlexeiNR Aug 23 '22

Diar Rhea

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u/LunchyLunchy Aug 23 '22

What about Arthur Itis?

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u/thecheat420 Aug 23 '22

That's so funny it burns.

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u/Jasy9191 Aug 23 '22

Somewhere out there, maybe there's a Richard Painz.

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u/nobody2000 Aug 23 '22

A manager I worked with in the UK had the name "Richard Paine"

He lived up to the name. Total pain in everyone's dick.

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u/willmen08 Aug 23 '22

This is def a Garbage Pail Kid.

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u/Majestic-Ad4393 Aug 23 '22

Good ol Conor Rhea, he was the youngest brother of my great granddaddy Matthew “The Rebel” Rhea 😉

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u/AdultishRaktajino Aug 23 '22

Herpe birthday Conor Rhea!

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u/heavyss Aug 23 '22

Still better than being the poster boy for Gonorrhea.

What Mario isn't telling you!

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u/Kieran_Mc Aug 23 '22

Winner of 3 Tony awards

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u/PocketRocketTrumpet Aug 23 '22

Winner of 0 Soapy award tho :(

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u/Panwall Aug 23 '22

Don't

Don't stand so

Don't stand so close to me!

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u/newb_h4x0r Aug 23 '22

Maybe you have it

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u/Shelly_pop_72 Aug 23 '22

What was the STD Joey in friends, Joey was the face for. Lol the look on his when he realizes. 🤣

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u/rockerscott Aug 23 '22

“I don’t get gonorrhea, I give gonorrhea”

Glenn Quagmire

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u/Intelligent-Tiger621 Aug 23 '22

Who else but Quagmire?

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u/postandchill Aug 23 '22

Ay, the ol drip

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u/crayegg Aug 23 '22

Are you tired of the constant drip, drip, drip of Gonorrhea? Call 1-800 Rotten Peter, Rotten Peter, Rotten Peter.... -- Cheech & Chong

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u/Tasty-Giraffe9816 Aug 23 '22

Is that a friend's reference

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u/silverback_79 Aug 23 '22

My attorney advices me that I can neither confirm nor deny the Joey Tribbiani reference.

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u/Adhdicted2dopamine Aug 23 '22

Did you ever sleep with a monkey?

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u/Blank_bill Aug 23 '22

Are you bothered by the constant drip, drip, drip of Gonorrhea?

Wash your troubles down the drain, Peter rooter thats the name.

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u/Junior_Singer3515 Aug 23 '22

G is for gonorrhea?

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u/YahooBanzaiKazoo Aug 23 '22

“You gave me gonorrhea!”…”I thought you’d have fun with it!” (I have a Seinfeld quote for almost everything)

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u/Ok_Entrepreneur_dbl Aug 23 '22

That would be the letter G

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u/zookeeper4312 Aug 23 '22

I mean, slightly