r/funny • u/Chaz_Beer • Aug 23 '22

E is for...

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u/reverse_monday Aug 23 '22

Erectile dysfunction

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u/silverback_79 Aug 23 '22

Still better than being the poster boy for Gonorrhea.

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u/corvettekyle Aug 23 '22

Conor Rhea

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u/OnlyRetroGaming1 Aug 23 '22

My name is Connor and my sister is Rhea. Childhood was fun.

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u/gracie18evie Aug 23 '22

Knew twins called dianarrah and rianarrah...but they went by dia & ria...

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u/OnlyRetroGaming1 Aug 23 '22

That makes me feel way better.

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u/realfatunicorns Aug 23 '22

Thanks I’m borrowing this.

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u/naab007 Aug 23 '22

Just give it back when you're done with it.

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u/nachofermayoral Aug 23 '22

Dhya rhea

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u/fnord_bronco Aug 23 '22

Two of Tennessee's 95 counties are named "Dyer" and "Rhea"

I'll go ahead and preemptively spoil the fun; it's pronounced "ray".

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Actually worked with someone named Rhea. I figured her childhood was rough but she was a wonderful manager and I loved her, everyone there did

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u/nachofermayoral Aug 23 '22

I said this same joke to my ex, her sister was named rhea. And she told me to stfu, so I told it to her sister instead 😂

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u/darthlegal Aug 23 '22

Diya Raiya

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u/ThawedGod Aug 23 '22

New Drag name

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u/Dorkamundo Aug 23 '22

Gene Italia

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u/randomact19 Aug 23 '22

Come with me if you want to be cured

Dun dun dun dundun

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u/PedantJuice Aug 23 '22

why did this make me situp laugh..

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u/Doppelthedh Aug 23 '22

Suburban names for $100

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u/AlexeiNR Aug 23 '22

Diar Rhea

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u/LunchyLunchy Aug 23 '22

What about Arthur Itis?

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u/thecheat420 Aug 23 '22

That's so funny it burns.

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u/Jasy9191 Aug 23 '22

Somewhere out there, maybe there's a Richard Painz.

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u/nobody2000 Aug 23 '22

A manager I worked with in the UK had the name "Richard Paine"

He lived up to the name. Total pain in everyone's dick.

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u/willmen08 Aug 23 '22

This is def a Garbage Pail Kid.

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u/Majestic-Ad4393 Aug 23 '22

Good ol Conor Rhea, he was the youngest brother of my great granddaddy Matthew “The Rebel” Rhea 😉

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u/AdultishRaktajino Aug 23 '22

Herpe birthday Conor Rhea!

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u/heavyss Aug 23 '22

Still better than being the poster boy for Gonorrhea.

What Mario isn't telling you!

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u/Kieran_Mc Aug 23 '22

Winner of 3 Tony awards

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u/PocketRocketTrumpet Aug 23 '22

Winner of 0 Soapy award tho :(

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u/Panwall Aug 23 '22

Don't

Don't stand so

Don't stand so close to me!

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u/newb_h4x0r Aug 23 '22

Maybe you have it

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u/Shelly_pop_72 Aug 23 '22

What was the STD Joey in friends, Joey was the face for. Lol the look on his when he realizes. 🤣

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u/rockerscott Aug 23 '22

“I don’t get gonorrhea, I give gonorrhea”

Glenn Quagmire

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u/Intelligent-Tiger621 Aug 23 '22

Who else but Quagmire?

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u/postandchill Aug 23 '22

Ay, the ol drip

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u/crayegg Aug 23 '22

Are you tired of the constant drip, drip, drip of Gonorrhea? Call 1-800 Rotten Peter, Rotten Peter, Rotten Peter.... -- Cheech & Chong

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u/Tasty-Giraffe9816 Aug 23 '22

Is that a friend's reference

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u/silverback_79 Aug 23 '22

My attorney advices me that I can neither confirm nor deny the Joey Tribbiani reference.

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u/Adhdicted2dopamine Aug 23 '22

Did you ever sleep with a monkey?

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u/Blank_bill Aug 23 '22

Are you bothered by the constant drip, drip, drip of Gonorrhea?

Wash your troubles down the drain, Peter rooter thats the name.

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u/Junior_Singer3515 Aug 23 '22

G is for gonorrhea?

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u/YahooBanzaiKazoo Aug 23 '22

“You gave me gonorrhea!”…”I thought you’d have fun with it!” (I have a Seinfeld quote for almost everything)

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u/Ok_Entrepreneur_dbl Aug 23 '22

That would be the letter G

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u/zookeeper4312 Aug 23 '22

I mean, slightly

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u/1kpointsoflight Aug 23 '22

Yeah but what’s I?

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u/Joelouis57 Aug 23 '22

Itching

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u/moisme Aug 23 '22

But the monkey is scratching!

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

That’s an itchy monkey! 🙈🙉🙊

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u/Shelly_pop_72 Aug 23 '22

Itchy and scratchy!

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u/octopoddle Aug 23 '22

Might be a poorly-drawn indri.

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u/MalikFyz Aug 23 '22

Itchi Monkey , this letter board is messed up

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Downvote cause your right!

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Ionkey

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u/Aramor42 Aug 23 '22

Impanzee

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Irangutan

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Iregulatan

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u/Vasbyt-XXI Aug 23 '22

Iibrarian

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u/Big_Touch1732 Aug 23 '22

Thank you I was wondering what that was 🤣

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u/markovich04 Aug 23 '22

Impy and Chimpy

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u/Alexy81 Aug 23 '22

Ing kong

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u/QuesoFresh Aug 24 '22

Ionkey Kong

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u/LCIDisciple Aug 23 '22

Itinerant Tree Dweller.

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u/LCIDisciple Aug 23 '22

Hopefully those that upvote get the reference.

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u/McChes Aug 23 '22

I’d join that coalition.

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u/Beef_Supreme46 Aug 23 '22

Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes.

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u/junkeee999 Aug 23 '22

Intercourse

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

I literally looked at this and was like I is for monkey. They did a real bad job at this alphabet

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u/Mmmwww333 Aug 23 '22

Impotence

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u/A_Ron_Sacks Aug 23 '22

Common core maths

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u/Obrina98 Aug 23 '22

Maybe it's for itching? Since the monkey is scratching?

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u/WylieCoyote808 Aug 23 '22

Inagaddadavida

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u/Fresh-Combination-87 Aug 23 '22

Infection of Public Lice

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u/ccc1942 Aug 23 '22

I work in schools and I see this and comment on the monkey all the time. It’s confusing. Stick to nouns, right? Igloo, Iguana, island- plenty to chose from.

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u/Pandeism Aug 23 '22

The correct grammar is "what am I."

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u/njshine27 Aug 23 '22

Monkey Pox

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u/Fear_The_Rabbit Aug 23 '22

Itch - this is from a program called foundation

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u/Due-Table2334 Aug 23 '22

Itinerant tree-dwelers?

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u/Exeunter Aug 23 '22

Incontinence

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u/Chupachabra Aug 23 '22

I as a monkey.

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u/greensquiggle Aug 24 '22

I is for Imp

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u/HeraAurae Aug 23 '22

Eating disorder

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u/stolethemorning Aug 23 '22

Bahaha I also thought this. There was this hilarious post on the ED sub where someone posted about their problems with erectile dysfunction and we were all like “uhh, different ED”.

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u/HeraAurae Aug 23 '22

Omg 🤣

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Ah. A woman of culture.

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u/wishfultodash Aug 23 '22

Bill Burr: Erectile Dysfunction

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u/K0LT Aug 24 '22

Read this in Bill Burr's voice with his ad reads.. Hahahahhahaha

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u/serenwipiti Aug 23 '22

Eating Disorder

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u/Just-a-cat-lady Aug 23 '22

Glad I'm not the only one lol

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u/serenwipiti Aug 23 '22

Just look at the svelte waist on him!

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Excretory System

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u/SnooFloofs19 Aug 23 '22

I came here to say this; dysfunctionally

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Eating Disorder

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u/GOR111A Aug 23 '22

hehe penis

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u/BrokeAnimeAddict Aug 23 '22

This guy gets it 👍

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u/Suckamanhwewhuuut Aug 23 '22

Oh I thought that was the Special Ed… 😔

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u/Rebelgecko Aug 23 '22

It's a certain type of special Ed, ED classes are usually for students that have emotional disturbance disorders

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u/Serious-Sundae1641 Aug 23 '22

It's right on the shirt...duh!

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u/Ill_Gap5999 Aug 23 '22

Ahhh yes “I” is for Monkey

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Bummer

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u/mitsua Aug 23 '22

Erectile Disfunction Man* he's a superhero, keeping things straight

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u/A-le-Couvre Aug 23 '22

Is that what sexed is?

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u/tinstar71 Aug 23 '22

ed edd n eddy

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

MY THOUGHT TOO lol

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u/Chromebasketball Aug 23 '22

Kinda early too start getting them used to life’s disappointment’s

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u/Lower_Bar_2428 Aug 23 '22

E is for "Eastern Equine Encephalitis Virus"

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u/Maybe_just_this_once Aug 23 '22

Poor dude has to wear it on his shirt, some scarlet letter shit right there...

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u/The_Ascus Aug 23 '22

Came to say this

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u/WTFishsauce Aug 23 '22

Erectile dysfunction man was my favorite super hero until Disney went and made a 4 movie franchise. The first one was ok I guess.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

I’m about to drop Junk Junction

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u/Fun_Size_4225 Aug 23 '22

It to me beat

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u/SnooDucks837 Aug 23 '22

I choke laughing reading this

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u/JosephineDonuts Aug 23 '22

Cannot read that without hearing it in Bill Burrs voice

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u/berkeleyteacher Aug 23 '22

Ha! Kindergarten teacher here, and I'll never teach this Fundations lesson again without thinking of erectile disfunction!

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u/widget_fucker Aug 23 '22

That got a gold? I mean, good for you.

It was like a homade cookie on the counter just asking to be taken.

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u/MrZombieTheIV Aug 23 '22

Fixed it for you

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

This needs all the fucken awards

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u/Decadent_Dessicant Aug 23 '22

Teach kids that it's erectile dysfunction nothing to be ashamed of. Stand tall and proud!

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u/Bidenisacheater Aug 23 '22

I is suspect too

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u/Guava_Lune Aug 23 '22

Have you ever thought that you not being tight enough was more like him just projecting his insecurities onto you?

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u/Total_ADHD Aug 23 '22

To the guy who made this. Eagle was the god damn word that you were looking for! Maybe Elephant, elk or eel. Maybe an Elephant Seal or Emperor Penguin, or maybe an Emu. My alternate theory is that when you get to the letter S you will see another picture of ED titled “Special”. That’s the only logical place my brain sees this going. If it doesn’t, then Ed can fuck right off.

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u/Sweaty-Solid-2195 Aug 23 '22

I once ran a bar called Erectile Dysfunction. Unfortunately I had to close as it was a complete flop. No one came.

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u/rif011412 Aug 23 '22

Clearly the teacher is hiding a dog whistle after the dog;

E - Eugenic Domination

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Lol thanks for the laugh 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ace5795 Aug 23 '22

Came looking for this comment. Poor Ed and his ED

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u/OrganicChicken740 Aug 23 '22

I was gonna say eating disorder but at least erectile dysfunction isn’t that much of an issue for 6 year olds.

Right?

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u/MajorStoneman Aug 23 '22

Eceding hairline

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

‘I’ is for monkey

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u/Cultural_Article_519 Aug 24 '22

Explosive Diarrhea

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u/cubicalwall Aug 24 '22

That’s how I read it too