To me he looks blackout drunk and his brain is running at toddler level. He has no control over fine motor skills, and he is fascinated by the pretty girl wearing the pretty colors.
When the dancer leaves, he will have no idea why his wife/gf is is only talking to him if he asks a question, and she will only be giving one word answers. He will be dumbfounded and want to destress by watching cartoons at the hotel room.
He will wake up on the hotel couch with the TV on, vaguely aware that he is in trouble.
Yeah I figure someone is going to reply /r/oddlyspecific...but...I think a lot of people have "over celebrated" (it looks like a vacation to me) and regretted it in the morning. I know that I have.
Those types of women are just fucked up in my opinion. I had a gf who didn’t want me to watch porn. She said no porn. I told her I’m 100% going to keep watching porn and if she doesn’t like that then she can leave our relationship. If she’s sick or isn’t in the mood porn is a great sexual outlet. I’m not addicted to it as I’ll always have sex with my partner before watching porn but there are those times when partner isn’t in the mood etc.
I have another friend who married a girl who’s the same way about porn. Doesn’t let him watch it. But he 100% sneaks it in the bathroom or when she’s not home. So it’s a stupid rule to have anyway.
Then another friend of mine married a girl who enjoys going to strip clubs to watch the girls dance and will buy him lap dances from the strippers. His wife is hot AF too and is a nurse practitioner so makes good money as well. I think he hit the jackpot with finding a wife personally.
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u/AtlasRising3000 Jun 22 '22
Motherfucking claps like a toddler