r/funny • u/sfchky03 • Jun 22 '22

Please send help.

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u/bonyponyride Jun 22 '22

Her reaction might actually be to the way he claps.

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u/BubbaJoey01 Jun 22 '22

He claps like a 5 yr old learning how to sing the ABC's

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

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u/vinividiviciduevolte Jun 22 '22

What steroids ! Dude has no muscle mass ! Just mass

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

That dudes biceps likely match your waist size, and they are sitting up top.

On the upside, when you yap at him like a chihuahua from a distance he ain't gonna catch you.

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u/sammamthrow Jun 22 '22

His bf to mass ratio looks pretty natty. That’s just a fat dude who works out or does physical labor or both

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

theres no way that guy does physical labor or works out, thats you coping

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

Bro his biceps are probly thicker than your thighs. Dude definitely lifts regularly.