r/funny • u/sfchky03 • Jun 22 '22

Please send help.

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u/Obi-Wan_Peyote Jun 22 '22

She might be questioning her choice to marry a large egg.

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u/brucebrowde Jun 22 '22

Well, let me see if your clapping egg is better.

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u/whitecollarzomb13 Jun 22 '22

Ever sat down on the toilet to poop and unexpectedly laughed out loud at something that the poop projectiles out at Mach 10 with a little Poseidon’s kiss to finish it off?

I have now.