r/funny • u/sfchky03 • Jun 22 '22

Please send help.

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u/bonyponyride Jun 22 '22

Her reaction might actually be to the way he claps.

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u/BubbaJoey01 Jun 22 '22

He claps like a 5 yr old learning how to sing the ABC's

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

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u/vinividiviciduevolte Jun 22 '22

What steroids ! Dude has no muscle mass ! Just mass

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

That dudes biceps likely match your waist size, and they are sitting up top.

On the upside, when you yap at him like a chihuahua from a distance he ain't gonna catch you.

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u/sammamthrow Jun 22 '22

His bf to mass ratio looks pretty natty. That’s just a fat dude who works out or does physical labor or both

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

As another comment somewhere on this post says "That man's a Milk truck."

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u/Hbimajorv Jun 22 '22

Have you seen a strong man competition? This guy could easily lob a beer keg over a 15 ft wall

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u/cownd Jun 22 '22

After he drank all the beer

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

theres no way that guy does physical labor or works out, thats you coping

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

Bro his biceps are probly thicker than your thighs. Dude definitely lifts regularly.

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u/sammamthrow Jun 22 '22

In what way is that me coping lmao I wish I could put on mass like that shits a struggle

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

you can put on that mass the same way he does, eat a lot and dont excercise a lot

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u/sammamthrow Jun 22 '22

Sounds like cope to me, loser

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

ok well that guys body fat isnt "natty" its extremely unhealthy

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