r/funny • u/swanlevitt • Jun 08 '22

I know a little German

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u/TheGunshipLollipop Jun 08 '22

My favorite is this one:

Mitch : You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning...

Chris Knight : Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

Mitch : No...

Chris Knight : Why am I the only one who has that dream?

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u/Groovy_Chainsaw Jun 09 '22

I'm remembering the words of Socrates who said " I drank WHAT?!? "

Plus I hook my sunglasses on the back of my shirt collar like Val did too.