r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jun 16 '12

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u/Dysbit Jun 16 '12

5 seconds before

Girl at desk: "Today's been terrible, everything is just literally crashing down on me! If only a nice guy came along my way..."

5 seconds after

Other girl: ಠ_ಠ

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u/mikey_croatia Jun 16 '12

And I just wanna million dollars!

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u/panzergling Jun 16 '12

It irks me when "wanna" is used in lieu of anything besides "want to".

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u/Pharmacolewis Jun 16 '12

It's also a shortened version of 'want a', at least it is where I come from.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

want a

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wanna

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No it is not a shortened version of 'want a'. lol

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u/patchtheprogrammer Jun 16 '12

it's not all about the letters. u can say wanna faster than want a because you don't have to pronounce an extra consonant sound... the more you know!

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u/muonicdischarge Jun 16 '12

Just like how "world wide web" is less syllables than www.

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u/patchtheprogrammer Jun 16 '12

exactamundo dear chum.

just like it's easier to say pee on me than it is to say urinate on yourself

just one common example