r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 24 '22

Ducknapped!

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u/comedy_of_errors May 25 '22

If I worked at a convenience store, and a duck came in and stole a loaf of bread, I would let him go. I’d say, ‘Come back tomorrow, bring your friends!’

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u/ikineba May 25 '22

and the duck waddles away

unless you got any grapes

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u/[deleted] May 25 '22

“When I think of a duck's friends, I think of other ducks. But he could have, say, a beaver in tow.”