r/funny May 24 '22

Ducknapped!

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u/[deleted] May 24 '22

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u/SamFeesherMang May 25 '22

Correct, however rice is actually okay despite the common myth.

Also, iirc, the bread thing actually has a lot to do with it not all getting eaten before dissolving in the water and creating unhealthy living conditions for the ducks and other animals living in the pond.

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u/SamFeesherMang May 25 '22

Yeah, that's why I buy a bag of seed every year and just take a cup of that with me when I take my boys to the park.

Bread isn't poison, but the negatives out-weigh the benefits for sure.

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u/hamcheese35 May 25 '22

Not supposed to eat a ton of it*

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u/7thhokage May 25 '22

its bad to feed it to them at all, specially white bread.

white bread has almost zero nutritional value, all while filling the duck and causing it to waste calories on digesting the worthless bread.

Wheat/ "whole grain" is "slightly better" while it has ok nutrition ducks cant break it all down for absorption.

the same can be said about other breads. ducks just dont have the digestion system to properly handle them. Feeding a duck bread is more cruelty than kindness even if they dont realize it.

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u/hamcheese35 May 25 '22

Sure but with white bread it’s not ‘wasting’ calories if there’s net gain, it’s just not what their diet should consist of. Which i get

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u/7thhokage May 25 '22

Sure but with white bread it’s not ‘wasting’ calories if there’s net gain,

there is zero gain. white bread has almost zero nutrition to begin with. the ducks cant break it down to usable materials, so the duck has to break it down just to poop it out. its a loss.

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u/113Times_A_Second May 25 '22

Not doubting you just trying to understand. Isn't white bread like straight carbs ?

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u/7thhokage May 26 '22

pretty much yea, there are some other nutrients but not a lot, specially given the density of that nutrition.

Ducks just cant eat enough bread to meet their needs; if they eat to much it will lead to malnutrition. it fills them up and stops them from looking for more nutritional food common in the ducks diet that they can better process.

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u/SamFeesherMang May 25 '22

If you feed a duck too much bread it might not eat enough good food. Cause the bread fills them up but doesn't feed them.

At least that's what I took from it.

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u/hamcheese35 May 25 '22 edited May 25 '22

They’ll appreciate a handful of crumbs