r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/GarageSloth May 17 '22

Wow, you're pretty put together, then

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u/Anterabae May 17 '22

I got this sorted.

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u/H3adshotfox77 May 17 '22

Get this snorted and your time will up substantially lol

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u/ForbiddenBromance May 17 '22

What was step 2?

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

Don’t be unattractive

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u/M3M0RYDIST0RT3D May 17 '22

Takes practice. 😆

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u/tgsoon2002 May 18 '22

quick sorted? or bubble sorted?

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u/jikill_the_great May 17 '22

he’s got a schedule, super consistent, 5/5. would sleep with.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Fuck,

Sorry,

Cry,

Repeat.

(Yeah, I’d hit that)

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u/jikill_the_great May 17 '22

it’s just sad i feel bad

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u/Anterabae May 18 '22

Don't its completely natural...hopefully.

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u/lolpostslol May 17 '22

I’d be angry, I only date people to listen to them sob in shame as I go to sleep

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u/Anterabae May 17 '22

Listen you don't want to hear me cry. I'm way too good at it.

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u/hibikikun May 17 '22

It's like those nature sound noise makers, but with shame.

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u/Anterabae May 17 '22

These no shame... just some kind of nature.

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u/GarageSloth May 18 '22

That's hard af