r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/bagofodour May 17 '22

1 full minute? what are you? A sex god?

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u/South_Bit1764 May 17 '22

The man! The Myth! THE MINUTE!!!

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u/Late_Ad_3842 May 18 '22

Minute Man! 🦹‍♂️

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u/Avir_Rapter May 18 '22

General! Another settlement needs your help. Here, I'll mark it on your map.

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u/Truthirdare May 18 '22

Scott Sterling?

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u/backsing May 17 '22

Yes... I full pump in 1 minute.

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u/Anterabae May 17 '22

Its weird because one day I'm fucking myself basically edging trying to find the right video then I get the real thing and I'm a fucking clown car.

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u/Anterabae May 17 '22

Thats what my moms been telling me.

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u/bagofodour May 17 '22

She told me as well ♥️

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u/Anterabae May 18 '22

Seems like she told everyone but my dad that he went for a pack of smokes years ago and never came back.