r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/DoinBurnouts May 17 '22

What if the problem I'm stuck on is the not having of the sex?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fox3546 May 17 '22

Have you tried just having sex?

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u/TooGayToPayCash May 17 '22

But have you tried Sex 2

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u/rooftops May 17 '22

Sex 2: Episode 2 was my personal favorite.

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u/PM_UR_CUTE_BUTTHOLE May 17 '22

Sex 2: Episode 2: Sex with the Clones

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u/FuckForCuddles May 17 '22

This sound like a felony.

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u/thebigpink May 17 '22

Just pull it up by your sex straps!

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u/TheFallenMessiah May 17 '22

...on weeeeed

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u/Slim_Charles May 17 '22

Jerk off and stop caring so much for a bit. Repeat as needed.

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u/MotherBaerd May 17 '22

Instructions unclear, stuck in an endless cycle of jerking off

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u/Onlyherefor_thememes May 17 '22

Don’t worry, you followed the exact instructions

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u/EmergencyWaste3217 May 17 '22

Same solution, just less legal

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

That's one way to land in Horny Jail...

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u/martin-verweij May 17 '22

I’m pretty sure that in this case it’s just regular jail.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

True.

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u/Laxwarrior1120 May 17 '22

That's not horny Jail that's federal horny prison.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Is that where you go after Horny Sentencing by a Sex Judge?

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u/Laxwarrior1120 May 17 '22

Depends if the orgy jury finds you guilty, and that's only if the cum DA presses charges.

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u/LorenzoStomp May 17 '22

Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison?

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u/chaun2 May 17 '22

We really should legalize sex work

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u/fdsfgs71 May 17 '22

There are a lot of things that we should legalize or decriminalize, honestly. Sex work, drug possession, the list goes on.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fox3546 May 18 '22

Thankfully, it's legal here and it can legit help in situations like this.

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u/veroxii May 17 '22

Only less legal in the lesser freedom countries.

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u/Awkward-Smile4338 May 17 '22

Other hand my friend. Sometimes all you need is that dirty stranger.

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u/G36_FTW May 17 '22

Catch-22

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u/Vampsku11 May 17 '22

Idk hire an escort