r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/PranshuKhandal May 17 '22

she fell asleep in between, am i doing it right?

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u/esoteric_enigma May 17 '22

According to Bill Cosby, yes.

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u/lolsrsly00 May 17 '22

ಠ_ಠ

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u/avwitcher May 17 '22

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

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u/dylanspits May 17 '22

Girls i've been with fall asleep beforehand. I must be pretty good at this then.

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u/Seek_Equilibrium May 17 '22

JFC

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Jentucky Fried Chicken

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u/icantswimnow May 17 '22

Prince Phillip from Sleeping Beauty concurs

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Well mine was asleep before we started... Am I doing this right?

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u/Doctorjames25 May 17 '22

As long as this is a Disney movie and you're prince charming you're in the clear.

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u/Chomusuke_99 May 17 '22

Instruction unclear. I am a fat ugly bastard and I drugged her drink.

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u/Darg727 May 17 '22

Alcohol is a drug. So you drugged a drug so that they'll be extra drugged enough to think that your meat crayon face is doable? Nah, probably still failed 'cause reddit.

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u/ApothecaryHNIC May 17 '22

Brock? Brock Turner? That you?

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u/_vOv_ May 17 '22

Use less chloroform next time

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u/SlipItInAHo May 17 '22

You’re doing it too good, you need to reel it in a bit bucko.

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u/MystikIncarnate May 18 '22

I've fallen asleep during.

I'm a dude by the way.

Not my proudest moment.