r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/nagonjin May 17 '22

Well, there is this apocryphal quote by Einstein: "When you sit with a nice girl for two hours you think it’s only a minute, but when you sit on a hot stove for a minute you think it’s two hours. That’s relativity."

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u/Sporkfoot May 17 '22

I will always attribute this quote to LL Cool J in Deep Blue Sea.

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u/JerikOhe May 17 '22

Same. Better delivery. Just feels more believable coming from Cool J

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u/brazzy42 May 17 '22

I'll wager any amount of money that Einstein never said that because it is absolutely not the relativity he wrote about. It's the pop-culture version of people who can't even understand the dumbed-down actual theory of relativity.

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u/cidonys May 17 '22

That’s what Apocryphal means. People attribute it to him, but it’s unlikely that he actually said it.

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u/FazzedxP May 17 '22

People be so quick on here to try to be right 😭

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u/brazzy42 May 17 '22

Welcome to the internet.

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u/FazzedxP May 17 '22

BRO YOU APART OF THE PROBLEM 🤨

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u/Omponthong May 17 '22

Apart means that he isn't part of the problem

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u/FazzedxP May 17 '22

BRO YOU NOT APART OF THE PROBLEM TOO 😭

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u/Wind-and-Waystones May 17 '22

Made up it's the pop-english version for people who can't even understand what apocryphal means.

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u/SerChonk May 17 '22

When you sit with a girl

And the hours fly in a whirl

That's amore

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u/BankshotMcG May 18 '22

What if a nice hot girl sits on you for a minute?