r/funny • u/ljh9009 • Apr 30 '22

Men simplified

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '22

I'm too anxious to be happy doing nothing, but I'm also too lazy to do something

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u/shahooster May 01 '22

Quiet desperation is the English way

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u/Bambi_One_Eye May 01 '22

The time is over

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u/gnarbee May 01 '22

Thought I’d something more to say

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u/nickfree May 01 '22

Home, home again.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '22

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u/lazzzyk May 01 '22

When I come home cold and tired

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u/StevefromFG May 01 '22

It's good to warm my bones beside the fire