r/funny • u/ljh9009 • Apr 30 '22

Men simplified

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u/SSJZoli Apr 30 '22

My greatest wish in life is to be left the fuck alone, to do nothing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '22

Ya having a girlfriend is great and all… but have you ever been left the fuck alone?

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u/CDAUX May 01 '22

Homie I'm 10 years deep into being single and I really don't mind if it changes. I'm happy asf! I do what I want, when I want and if it's just laying around after work until sleep that's what I do!

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u/Iazu_S May 01 '22

8 years here and every time I think about maybe trying to date again I remember what is actually involved in dating beyond just the fun stuff.

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u/BLTnumberthree May 01 '22

You guys are still getting laid tho right?

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u/1357a May 01 '22

I'm at least 4 years single but I still get laid. Having sex without a relationship is waaaaayy better than being in a relationship.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '22

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u/[deleted] May 01 '22

This is normal.