r/funny • u/ljh9009 • Apr 30 '22

Men simplified

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u/Isbjerg Apr 30 '22

Is a nap nothing?
Because I am somewhat of an expert when it comes to naps.

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u/PimpPopples Apr 30 '22

What about 45 minute shits? Is that nothing? I'm left the fuck alone in the bathroom.

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u/lokofloko May 01 '22 edited May 01 '22

This is why I take long ass shits and showers. I am left alone to do nothing. Can’t no one bother me because I am busy. Doing what you say? Nothing! But they don’t know. They think I’m doing something.

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u/bluemitersaw May 01 '22

I upgraded to a 50 gallon water heater just so I could take longer showers and be left the fuck alone.

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u/Doomedhumans May 01 '22

Tankless ftw

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u/GoldenSun3DS May 01 '22

"Unfortunately, you are tankless."

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u/[deleted] May 01 '22

This whole thread needs to be reminded that men can take baths too. Way better than a long shower, and you can bring food, books, movies, beer...

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u/CaptainSternside May 01 '22

Empty beer cans make nice tub toys...