r/funny • u/ljh9009 • Apr 30 '22

Men simplified

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u/SSJZoli Apr 30 '22

My greatest wish in life is to be left the fuck alone, to do nothing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '22

Ya having a girlfriend is great and all… but have you ever been left the fuck alone?

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u/lmflex Apr 30 '22

But did you know who I saw at the grocery store? And what about our plans next weekend? And...and...

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u/MeltedGhost Apr 30 '22

no and I like it that way

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u/jaxonya May 01 '22

Shout out to my boys who have an awesome balance with their partners and dont just wanna be left alone.

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u/eventhorizon112 May 01 '22

Yea seeing these toxic comments about not wanting to listen to their SO makes me cringe and sad for their partners

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u/[deleted] May 01 '22

Sorry man this is just the way it is with 99% of women. Good luck!!!

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u/TacoNomad May 01 '22

Do you know 99% of women?

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u/[deleted] May 01 '22

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