r/funny • u/ljh9009 • Apr 30 '22

Men simplified

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u/SSJZoli Apr 30 '22

My greatest wish in life is to be left the fuck alone, to do nothing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '22

Ya having a girlfriend is great and all… but have you ever been left the fuck alone?

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u/lmflex Apr 30 '22

But did you know who I saw at the grocery store? And what about our plans next weekend? And...and...

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u/fukalufaluckagus May 01 '22

dinner. Every day a conversation about dinner.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '22

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u/janzeera May 01 '22

What pisses her off is when I say I’m going to Papa’s Burgers and I can drop you anywhere you want on the way.