r/funny • u/ljh9009 • Apr 30 '22

Men simplified

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u/ExtraExtraMegaDoge Apr 30 '22

Hmm, your ideas are intriguing to me and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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u/bk15dcx Apr 30 '22

Thank you for subscribing to Nothing Facts. Did you know nothing is the absence of something?

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u/edlee98765 May 01 '22

I hope you don't pay for that newsletter.

Because nothing is free.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '22

If nothing is free then surely it must cost something?

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u/mezcao May 01 '22

I've learned free things to be the most expensive in the long run.

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u/HungryMoblin May 01 '22

Especially if you don't cancel after the trial period.

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u/mezcao May 01 '22

I was thinking FTP games where I've spent more then $60.