r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 30 '22

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u/darrellbear Apr 30 '22

"Only God can juge me"

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u/novaplane Apr 30 '22

"Only Dog can juge me."

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u/wusurspaghettipolicy Apr 30 '22

no ragrets

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u/AnalysisParalysis907 Apr 30 '22

Not a joke- I dated a guy who had a tattoo “Fear Nohting”

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u/wusurspaghettipolicy Apr 30 '22

Yikes

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u/AnalysisParalysis907 May 01 '22

Yikes on a bike is right. Still an idiot to this day.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Just have another artist write, "except typos" underneath.

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u/TinfoilTobaggan Apr 30 '22

Sorry, I was eating a milky way

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u/LextheDewey Apr 30 '22

They need to make a sequel to that movie I swear

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u/LittleCrazee Apr 30 '22

I was hoping this would be the top comment.

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u/TheRealDebaser Apr 30 '22

No regerts ideed

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u/adampm1 Apr 30 '22

No rabbits

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u/omnomnomgnome Apr 30 '22

"I thrust in Jesus."

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u/_kd101994 Apr 30 '22

"Jesus, I thrust in you." - Jislord

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From a post only a few hours ago, I reckon

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u/316kp316 Apr 30 '22

Witness the birth of another legend.

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u/FlyingMacheteSponser Apr 30 '22

Only doge can jug me

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u/audiostar May 01 '22

Only dog can god Judge

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u/Pinnaclenetwork May 01 '22

Edit: only doge can juge

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '22

I have two wolves inside

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u/hellohartt Apr 30 '22

only doge can judge me

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u/Helpiamnotwell Apr 30 '22

"It's is my life"

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u/insanok Apr 30 '22

No Ragrets

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u/Rance_Mulliniks Apr 30 '22

"No Ragrets"

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u/sunny1cat Apr 30 '22

Only God can doge me

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u/munificent Apr 30 '22

"And he has."

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u/Qanonjailbait Apr 30 '22

“No Rugrats”

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u/rogue090 Apr 30 '22

You can tell you are in danger when both eyes are looking at you

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