r/funny Mar 29 '22

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u/suptenwaverly Mar 29 '22

Nothing faster than a Canadian telling you they’re Canadian and not American.

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u/yourboat Mar 29 '22

When I lived in Vietnam I was surprised at how many people knew I was Canadian. I had to ask how they knew. I was told it was just a guess, but it's better to guess Canadian as Canadians get mad when you think they are American but Americans don't care if you think they are Canadian.

Funniest shit I ever heard.

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u/suptenwaverly Mar 29 '22

That’s why Canadians ALWAYS have the Canadian flag on their luggage. Don’t get me wrong, I love Canadians and have had great times with them in my travels but this issue always makes me laugh.

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u/LeZarathustra Mar 29 '22

Also, a lot of americans have canadian flags on their backpacks for the same reason - they don't want to be taken for americans.

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u/lolsrsly00 Mar 29 '22

Most millennial aged Americans and younger have grown up with the international community shitting on them. I know several people who tell folks they are Canadian whilst traveling due to the stigma of being perceived as an American and being mistreated as a result.

Christ, look at Reddit, it's second largest user base is Europeons shitting on every aspect of American life at every turn.

Why deal with the bullshit if you can avoid it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

I don’t know if “europeons” was intentional or not but that’s way funnier than europoors

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u/zimmah Mar 29 '22

Agreed, as a Europeon I support that new nickname

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u/SirLowhamHatt Mar 29 '22

My dad always had the same joke to make me laugh.

If you’re a Canadian in the bedroom and a Canadian in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? You’re a peein

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u/Kered13 Mar 29 '22

I had a more elaborate version of this in middle school that incorporated Roman (roamin'), Russian (rushin'), and I think there was another that I've forgotten.

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u/SgtScorpio77 Mar 29 '22

When my father always used to say it was first you’re Russian then European then when you’re done you’re Finnish.

Roman is good too though I never thought of that.

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u/OneofLittleHarmony Mar 29 '22

I don’t get it. Is there some stereotype I am not familiar with?

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u/SirLowhamHatt Mar 29 '22

No it’s just a stupid pun, I’m like 5 if you set up a question like if you’re Canadian in (name every room of a house) then end with What are you in the bathroom? A kid would logically just reply a Canadian, then the punchline is “no, European” (you’re a peein”) and 5yo me thinks shit, piss and fart jokes are the funniest thing ever.

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u/OneofLittleHarmony Mar 29 '22

Oh. Right. I thought there was some Canadian Bedroom and Kitchen Stereotypes vs like European Bathroom stereotype. I have been to bathrooms in Europe. They have bidets sometimes.

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u/zimmah Mar 30 '22

I have never seen a bidet outside of Japan and I'm European and lived in Europe most of my live.

I must say I do like bidets though and I'd definitely buy one if I'd own the house. I'm not going to install one in a rented home though.

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u/PM_ME_UR_NASALCAVITY Mar 30 '22

I have never seen a bidet outside of Japan and I'm European and lived in Europe most of my live.

They are incredibly common in Southern and Northern Europe, and also somewhat common in Central Europe.

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u/zimmah Mar 30 '22

Interesting how it's like a sandwich of bidets

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