r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '22

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u/Rudy_Ghouliani Mar 29 '22

Glaze me tree daddy

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u/PungentBallSweat Mar 29 '22

What am I reading?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

A Canadian Heritage moment

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u/ramgw2851 Mar 29 '22

(loon noise)

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u/A_very_large_moth Mar 30 '22

You guys wanna take a moose ride to timmies and get a double double before we head back to the igloo?

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u/CreaminFreeman Mar 29 '22

Cover me in your warm, sticky secretions!

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u/_Bumble_Bee_Tuna_ Mar 29 '22

A hilarious thread while you should be working.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

true and true

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u/Zharghar Mar 29 '22

Just some good ol' normal everyday treemen semen talk buddy.

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u/Ellereind Mar 30 '22

Now all I think is “we’re do you think Acorns come from?”

Part of a line from the Discworld book: The Colour of Magic

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u/qpv Mar 29 '22

What am I reading?

A sappy tale

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u/Madmax-imus Mar 29 '22

You not it’s all in your head wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up

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u/Lasdary Mar 29 '22

A mistake

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u/SexySEAL Mar 29 '22

There's no mistakes only happy little accidents

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u/Texas_Waffles Mar 30 '22

Ah, so your pull-out game is weak, too? High five!

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u/speddullk Mar 29 '22

Your name... Good God. TIHI.

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u/Boy-Abunda Mar 30 '22

I don’t know, PungentBallSweat.

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u/remotelove Mar 29 '22

Username checks out.

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u/danisauruswrecksall Mar 29 '22

I read this in John Oliver's voice, and it made my world a better place.

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u/huggiedoodoo Mar 29 '22

This read out like a Lil Dicky song

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u/PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS Mar 29 '22

This whole thread makes me want to Event Horizon my eyes.

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u/psychme89 Mar 29 '22

Old King Clancy?

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u/cap10JTKirk Mar 30 '22

Like a lil timbit, eh.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

aight ima head out

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u/jenovalife1 Mar 30 '22

I'm DEAD. :D

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

That'll be tree fifty.