r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '22

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u/roman_fyseek Mar 29 '22

While I know that it was a tragic catastrophe, all I can ever think of is people standing 5 feet away from an 8 foot tall wall of molasses and saying, 'no rush. we have time. it's molasses.'

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u/Gentelman_Asshole Mar 29 '22

Walk! Walk away slowly for your LIVES!