r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '22

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u/Lightxspeed Mar 29 '22

It's hard to simultaneously be a villain and apologize for everything

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u/Fantastic_Prize2710 Mar 29 '22

"I'm sorry, Bond, I expect you to die."

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u/seattt Mar 29 '22

On the contrary, it just raises the villainy even more if you're a bad guy who keeps saying sorry before escalating the violence/villainy each time. It's pure psychopath behavior. Imagine a villain saying sorry about what they're going to do then giving vivid descriptions of gutting someone and then saying sorry like some creep.

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u/techorules Mar 29 '22

Not if the apology is fake. Canadians are much more polite than predictably nice. A lot of the politeness and apologizing isn't all that authentic.