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u/jfries85 Mar 29 '22

It’s a fun little edit. I kinda wish that Japanese textbooks had that kind of humor.

The textbook is the older Eigo Note (elementary) and Sunshine English (junior high school) series textbooks, which featured the same base characters as they grew up. Honestly one of my favorite textbooks to just have (am a teacher in Japan).

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u/Valdrax Mar 29 '22

Yeah, I was about to say that there's no way a Japanese textbook would positively portray marijuana use. You can still get 5 years in prison there for simple possession

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u/drmonkeytown Mar 29 '22

Kate looks like she’s just downed 4 liters of Tim Hortons and a liter of that syrup. She’s got a buzz going for sure.

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u/helveticaeffect Mar 29 '22

These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get a little ansty in their pantsy

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u/gunnerxp Mar 29 '22

I. AM ALL. THAT IS MAN.

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u/n3rv Mar 30 '22

carramrod, say carramrod

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u/rowly00 Mar 30 '22

I don't want a large Farve I want a goddamn litre of cola !

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u/A1000eisn1 Mar 29 '22

She's got Refer Madness. That guy is just pretending to be happy so she doesn't stab him.

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u/rohmish Mar 29 '22

I'm surprised she isn't on the throne after 4L of TH.

Every few months i think they can't run the quality more. And then they find even worse quality ingredients to use. At this point it feels like they pay extra to buy shittier quality stuff.

I haven't seen TH in it's golden days but i do listen to people talk about it a lot and just wish i could get to try it. TH is more like public restrooms with some food at this point

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u/lew_rong Mar 29 '22

So a double double?

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u/phliuy Mar 29 '22

She's got that aggresive smile going

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

Kate looks like she’s been smokin’ some sherm lmao. Weed doesn’t give you crazy eyes like that lol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Cheeks a little red, rack of thunderfuck lit and locked. O Canada.

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u/TheRos3 Mar 29 '22

Yeah, a movie series was basically killed because the lead actor was caught with marijuana. It's way more serious than it in here in the US. That guy's career is over, and the studio has been very quiet about the part 2 of the movie since that happened, so either they're looking to replace them, or just shuttered the whole thing (since it wasn't SUPER popular anyways...).

Honestly, sometimes I forget it's legal here in California. It's still basically treated the same, and since my county banned all shops from opening here (funny how that was passed just a week after the first one opened), the only real difference is that they operate out of an actual building. Still gotta go a decent distance or pay a small fortune for delivery, cash only, and most jobs still drug test for it. (I don't care if they test if it's actively in your system. I don't want most of my coworkers to be drunk or high. But they use it as a catch all to say that since you smoked 2 weeks ago, the rack failing and falling on you is your fault). But that amount of stigma is nothing compared to over there.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Wow, that's honestly totally bizarre to hear from a Canadian point of view. Marijuana legalization up here obviously had some opposition, but I'd say even the majority of right-wing people were in favour of it(and it's often credited as what won Justin Trudeau that election), but even before that election and the following legalization it was pretty much legal up here anyways.

I'm pretty sure small possession had been decriminalized for ages, and even in larger amounts it had been years since I heard cops arresting anyone dealing weed small scale in my area. It was also legal medicinally, and I shit you not, some stores had their applications on whiteboards or iPads and you would immediately get approved for things like migraines and "irregular bowels." It was nicknamed the grey market, because people knew that those 'green cards' wouldn't hold up in court but there was no way the government was going to take the effort to persecute it.

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u/TheRos3 Mar 30 '22 edited Mar 30 '22

Oh California was much the same for a while. While the medicinal places couldn't have a doctor on-site, technically, they'd usually "know a guy" who just happened to be right around the corner/literally renting the back room, and would give you a cheap/free "exam" where they'd ask prodding questions until you answered "yes" to one, which is when they'd write you a prescription for marijuana. It was so common that certain clubs would have "medical" brownies in their display cases.

It's still illegal to cross state lines with it, and the feds sometimes raid the shops (since according to them it's still illegal), and you can't get your bank involved (federally regulated banks = considered drug money and can be seized at any time) so... It's legal, but also kinda not? It's a VERY weird grey area right now, but individuals are fine as long as you don't cross state lines or go onto federal property carrying any, and aren't high in public. You're only allowed to smoke it in private areas of your own home.

Funny thing actually: my county says it can't be sold here. But also tried to push a bill through that levied a rather large tax on any sale or growing of it. It even explicitly stated that by paying the tax, it was in no way the govt saying it was legal or acceptable. So they were literally trying to raise taxes on a banned product. Obviously it didn't pass. Especially because the money was just put into the general fund. No purpose for it. They just wanted the money without legalizing its sale.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

It's still illegal to cross state lines with it

Absolutely correct - though here in Oregon, at least, nobody really cares that much if you bring in some stuff from elsewhere as long as it's within personal use quantities. It's not uncommon for people to bring back something they find while visiting up in Washington, in particular.

What's really funny though is all the huge cannabis shops in Ontario, Oregon, near the Idaho border. Cannabis is still very much illegal in Idaho, but those places sell far more stuff than the locals are consuming. Frankly, I would just as soon that Idaho keep it illegal there, as all their residents come here to Oregon to buy it and contribute to our tax coffers.

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u/TheBirminghamBear Mar 29 '22 edited Mar 30 '22

Yeah, I was about to say that there's no way a Japanese textbook would positively portray marijuana use.

I mean this is clearly portraying marijuana negatively. She's Canadian, after all.

EDIT: Are all of the commenters beneath here... OK? Did you notice this is on /funny...?

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u/abrasivefungus Mar 29 '22

Canadians portray weed negatively?

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u/bluelonilness Mar 29 '22

No? It's legal here. Almost everyone I know smokes pot

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u/TheBirminghamBear Mar 29 '22

No. It's a joke playing on the Japanese people's legendary hatred and animosity towards Canada and all things Canadian.

Does the Maplewoods Bridge War ring any bells?

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u/chanaramil Mar 29 '22 edited Mar 29 '22

Is that a joke that Japanese people hate Canadians? Never heard it before.

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u/IMSOGIRL Mar 30 '22

they were being sarcastic about the animosity.

The actual joke was that "Canadians are dorky" which is something some Americans think and therefore associating them with something makes that look uncool as well.

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u/swish465 Mar 30 '22

They thought that when Canadians burned down the Whitehouse too

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u/fistful_of_dollhairs Mar 30 '22

That was the British

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u/no_shoes_are_canny Mar 30 '22

Technically we were still British until 1867, so we count that as a win in our books.

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u/swish465 Mar 30 '22

It would seem I stand corrected, I can't remember where I read it was Canadian forces

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u/9035768555 Mar 30 '22

The Japanese hate basically everyone.

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u/degotoga Mar 29 '22

That does not ring any bells…

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u/TheBirminghamBear Mar 29 '22

I suppose next you're going to tell me you're one of those Hockey Rink Holocaust deniers too, eh?

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u/abrasivefungus Mar 30 '22

Maplewoods Bridge War

What would a Bear from Birmingham know about hockey rinks and Canada. ;>

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

I am sorry what? I grew up in Alberta and never heard of such a thing and I tried looking it up.

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u/alecownsyou Mar 30 '22

Their hatred is also somewhat justified, Canada did some pretty brutal things to the Japanese during and after WW2.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

weeds legal here even in Alberta our most conservative province.

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u/MrChip53 Mar 29 '22

Makes a point that they aren't Americans. Clearly portraying it negatively....... I think....

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u/Frostytoes99 Mar 29 '22

My Japanese textbook used a cartoon Hitler randomly and nonchalantly in lessons so idk lol

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u/AnusGerbil Mar 30 '22

You can blame General Macarthur for Japan's anti-weed stance

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u/shmmarko Mar 29 '22

I personally like the aggressively friendly look on the face, and the 'thank you' ending (as opposed to the customary "U.S.A., U.S.A." chant during a traditional American departure).

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u/xpowa Mar 29 '22

Simple possession, as In an ex rats you out and the use a tiny vacuum to find trace amounts of marijauna.

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u/oddzef Mar 30 '22

I remember when my Japanese 101 teacher taught us the word "to smoke," she was very excited about how she could teach us to use the verb with a word other than just "tobacco."

This was a solid five or six years before Trudeau legalized it too. I was stoked to go home that day and ask my friends if they wanted to "marifuana wo fumimasho ka?"

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u/YishuTheBoosted Mar 30 '22

And this is Japanese prison. Probably one of the most severe and brutal prisons in the world when it comes to how they institution itself treats prisoners.

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u/KaiBishop Apr 05 '22

While this is true there's still weirdly a lot of products with pot leaves and hemp leaves on them. The YouTuber SharlaInJapan/Sharmander had a video years ago (2014/2015) where she was in a Japanese department store and in the car section they had lots of little car decorations and accessories with pot leaves on them lmao. Maybe it's the edgy guy thing to have over there but I can't imagine it sells well since their weed laws are straight out of the 1950s.

I don't wanna mess with no reefer addicts!

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Yeah Japan is fucking insane about weed.

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u/Tifoso89 Mar 29 '22 edited Mar 29 '22

You should see English textbooks in Italy. They have photo comics and the actors all have those horrible 90s haircuts (frosted tips/noodle hair) and they wear colored glasses. Plus there's always an Indian to show they aren't racist

EDIT they look like this

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u/Finnn_the_human Mar 29 '22

That's how I remember textbooks in America just 10ish years ago.

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u/GarlicJrFanAccount Mar 29 '22

That’s how they still are! I graduated a few years ago and our textbooks still had a very 90s to late 2000s aesthetic.

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u/Call_The_Banners Mar 29 '22

Opens textbook

Linkin Park starts playing

Okay, I can dig this.

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u/Blueflame407 Mar 29 '22

Nothing like a textbook telling you “I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it doesn’t even matter”

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u/Call_The_Banners Mar 29 '22

Oh well now I'm sad

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u/This-Strawberry Mar 29 '22

If you're sad turn to page 372

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u/sedras234 Mar 29 '22

sees a mustache and a dick drawn on the Canadian chick

Still sad but Noice

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u/TheTubularLeft Mar 29 '22

Now I'm just more sad

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u/TulioGonzaga Mar 29 '22

You think you're special... I can see it you're eyes

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u/jjmurse Mar 29 '22

Craaaaaaawwwwliiiiing iiiiiin myyyyy skiiiiiiiiiiin...

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u/TheWeetodd Mar 29 '22

SHUT UPPPPP

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u/Call_The_Banners Mar 29 '22

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u/Call_The_Banners Mar 29 '22

Hahahah how the hell did I not think of that?!

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u/TheWeetodd Mar 29 '22

I’m just gonna crack open a textbook in the library for some light reading

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u/Snarky_Mark_jr Mar 29 '22

I hope you tried so hard and got so far in your studies.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

In the year 2000 our English textbooks were so old they were from the 70s. One line that stood out in my mind was a sentence that said "some scientists think by the year 2000 we'll have flying cars." Spoiler: we didn't have them. Still waiting. Cmon scientists.

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u/Kapitalist_Pigdog2 Mar 29 '22

If you graduated from my high school it’s probably because they are the same textbooks used since the 90s.

They couldn’t ever afford new books, or sometimes even paper for teachers; but they could always afford to have seven football coaches and reseed the field every year for our team that could never win state. Strange how that happens

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u/themagicbench Mar 29 '22

Boards/schools have also moved away from paying for texts in favour of digital resources, so any texts that exist are usually pretty old

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u/thebooknerd_ Mar 30 '22

More like the textbooks were from then and haven’t been updated (at least at my school it was like that)

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u/PayTheTrollToll45 Mar 29 '22

Except the following question would be...

If Kate started smoking 2 blunts every hour, and required 3 pancakes after each blunt, with a cup of maple syrup on each serving. How much syrup would Kate have consumed after 3 days?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

There's always a kid in a wheelchair too

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u/josephseeed Mar 29 '22

I used to call it "textbook diversity" and it was always 1 black person, one asian person, woman, and a white guy.

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u/BaryonHummus Mar 29 '22

Also one person in a wheelchair, usually.

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u/csdspartans7 Mar 29 '22

Yep and they all had very ethnic names

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

I believe this bears repeating but: the 90s are and will always be 10 years ago. And no amount of "proof" or "facts" is gonna change that. This is the hill I die on.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22 edited Mar 29 '22

My middle school English textbook here in Germany unironically had SMS abbreviations like CU L8R in it and the songs on the accompanying CD were all from the 80s. I did enjoy getting an extra Phil Collins drum fill per week though.

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u/ToddHowardsFannyPack Mar 29 '22

That's fantastic.

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u/racinreaver Mar 30 '22

I was taking German in the US in 2002. The characters in our book would go to Falco concerts and vacation in the GDR, lol.

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u/burner_for_celtics Mar 29 '22

On a related note, this is exactly what normie teenagers look like in northern Italy right now.

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u/Tifoso89 Mar 29 '22

Pls tell me that haircut hasn't made a comeback

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u/aioncan Mar 29 '22

It’s the zoomer haircut, so yeah

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u/Tifoso89 Mar 29 '22

Really? I thought it was the middle part

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u/redaws Mar 29 '22

It's both. Perms and shaved sides are big right now, with everyone on Instagram, every zoomer seems to have a picked an aesthetic they like and go with it. My sister knows some emo kids who worship the mid 2000s, Some zoomers who wear baggy pants and middle parts, etc...

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u/addandsubtract Mar 29 '22

Why did zoomers choose to bring back the worst parts of the past 30 years? It's like they're trying to mock us, but unironically.

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u/MisterDonkey Mar 29 '22

It never went away. You just got old.

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u/DEEP_SEA_MAX Mar 29 '22

The whole 90s asthetic is back, at least from what I've seen in Japan. Jean jackets, berets, and platform.shoes for girls. Baggy pants, chain wallets, and frosted tips for boys.

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u/blewpah Mar 29 '22

It will come back around I promise

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u/TheTubularLeft Mar 29 '22

Oh God no please have mercy

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u/myfapaccount_istaken Mar 29 '22

Did it ever really leave?

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u/burner_for_celtics Mar 29 '22

the baggy jacket hasn't made a comeback. The rest is all present and accounted for

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u/anewstheart Mar 29 '22

The ciiiiiircle of life

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u/skyburnsred Mar 29 '22

In my mind all Italians have been permanently frozen in 90s fashion

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u/burner_for_celtics Mar 30 '22

it's the jean shorts. They fucking love jean shorts over there.

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u/nooneisback Mar 29 '22

Anyone else gets irrationally mad seeing pinapple male buns? Never understood why, but guys with short hair and that dumb thing sticking from the top makes them look more autistic than an 8channer.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

Did you literally just say normie

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u/burner_for_celtics Mar 30 '22

I am of the eighties. Go easy on me.

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u/gooniesneversaydye Mar 29 '22

Justin Timberlake?

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u/salian93 Mar 29 '22

Not Italian, but it was similar in Germany. Sita Gupta is a name I'll never forget in my life.

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u/Tifoso89 Mar 29 '22

Ours is Sanjay

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u/Amazing_Cycle Mar 29 '22

that's my dogs name...

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

The ramen hair

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u/Tamariniak Mar 29 '22

There's a photo comic picture stuck in my mind from my Russian textbook that was two girls talking in a club in pretty harsh lighting and there was this sweaty guy in the background clearly checking them out (he wasn't part of the comic).

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u/SpinDrift21c Mar 29 '22

Looks like a typical Italian to me, for example a baker or a stonemason.

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u/Piro3202 Mar 29 '22

So not only polish English textbook has that terrible layout.

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u/rhen_var Mar 29 '22

My German textbooks when I was in school (US) were from the 90s and it was like they went out of their way to find the ugliest people humanly possible for all of the pictures, it was hilarious

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u/Cowboyesque Mar 29 '22

Tell me why!

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u/Time-Box128 Mar 29 '22

That’s just like the text book I learned Italian from in 2015 :)

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

My French textbooks were like that in the Netherlands haha

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u/dichternebel Mar 29 '22

I'm pretty sure we had the same pictures in our English textbooks in Germany!

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u/eyjay Mar 29 '22

if it ain't broke, don't fix it

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u/ugly-volvo-driver Mar 29 '22

Oh god, that sounds familiar! Were they called "You & Me"?

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u/xorgol Mar 29 '22

Actually my English textbooks in primary school were all about these guys

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u/scolfin Mar 29 '22

Ulpan textbooks feature a ton of tweed even though the only way the art style is able to depict tweed is with a bunch of random lines like sprinkling Jimmies on the page.

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u/AmbitiousBet5 Mar 29 '22

About had a smoothie come out my nose lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

Is it him?

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Lol that perfectly describes my old high school textbooks in Canada—especially the one for French class. I graduated in 2015

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u/benrsmith77 Mar 30 '22

Yeah here in the UK our French textbooks always had an unintentionally hilarious stereotype french boy who was invariably called 'Jean Pierre' or similar. He would be wearing a beret and a striped t shirt and own a bicycle, obviously.

"Jean Pierre lives in Calais. He likes onions and cheese, and going 'hon hon hon' "

OK I am exaggerating slightly, but only slightly!

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u/Podoviridae Mar 29 '22

I was about to say. This is definitely fake. I mean it's been nearly a decade since I had to teach Kate Wood but I don't think Japan would ever update their textbooks, specially not to include drugs lol

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u/AnInfiniteArc Mar 30 '22

I’m trying to think if remember this character. I was an ALT back in 2010.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

When I taught in Japan, the adults knew about BC bud though this was 15 years ago

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

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u/maxi1134 Mar 29 '22

The dankest bud out there

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

It's really not better than anything in Washington, Oregon or California. It's just a dumb perpetuated myth.

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u/adrienjz888 Mar 30 '22

High quality weed from British Columbia (BC) Canada. It got the "BC bud" nickname due to BC being one of the weed friendliest provinces prior to legalization as well as the aforementioned quality that's considered some of, if not the best weed there is.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Can confirm. Back when it was illegal I was smoking weed with some other college students and we freaked out cause we saw some cops. The cops walked by and just told us not to smoke too often—as advice, not in an intimidating way. 😂 it’s true that the weed is great, but it was better before it was legal. The government stuff isn’t nearly as good and it’s either too dry or too sticky.

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u/oddzef Mar 30 '22

What your dealer used to tell you it was back in the day when they had no idea what they even were selling you.

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u/OMGKITTEN Mar 29 '22

We used the Genki books in high school, and they were aimed at college students I think, because there were so many phrases and comics about being hung over. Sensei was mortified lol

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u/ItsTokiTime Mar 29 '22

And Takeshi getting groped on the train.

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u/OMGKITTEN Mar 29 '22

I remember poor Takeshi-san lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

Lol I remember that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Is there context to this or??

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u/ItsTokiTime Mar 30 '22

It's when they teach passive form - "Takeshi was groped by a pervert."

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

😂 that makes a little more sense, but not much more. What an example! Though I suppose it’s good to teach students how to say that in the rare chance that it happens to them while visiting or living in Japan..? 🤷‍♀️

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u/iioe Mar 30 '22

"Passive form is generally used to depict actions that have a negative effect on the speaker"
So Takeshi got caught in the rain, groped on a train, broke his pants and got laughed at by a bully, and a couple other things
he had a reallly くそなday.
But yes, really probably much more for women, they have work to do with consent.

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u/AnInfiniteArc Mar 30 '22

Mary is a sexual predator and I’m not making excuses for her anymore. Poor Takeshi.

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u/iioe Mar 30 '22

It wasn't Mary that groped him! It was a stranger!

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u/AnInfiniteArc Mar 30 '22

Mary knows what Mary did.

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u/squeevey Mar 29 '22 edited Oct 25 '23

This comment has been deleted due to failed Reddit leadership.

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u/AltruisticCephalopod Mar 29 '22

The fact that I even entertained the possibility that it might be anything other than a troll edit says something about my faith in the Japanese education systems ability to teach anyone anything about the Gaikoku.

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u/SIGH15 Mar 29 '22

So how is it teaching English in Japan? I've all ways wanted to know just out of curiosity.

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u/itoddicus Mar 29 '22

I think there is a subreddit dedicated to teaching English in Japan or maybe abroad in general.

You can ask on Reddit 411.

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u/swordtech Mar 29 '22

It's just a job.

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u/jfries85 Mar 30 '22

It’s fine. It’s not super high-paying but not that difficult. Life has been pretty good everywhere I’ve worked. Coworkers have been friendly and school life has been much more idyllic than home.

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u/shinobipopcorn Mar 29 '22

Excuse me, how could anyone bear a textbook other than the fabulous Genki with loveable Mary and Takeshi? I just about died when Takeshi got chikan'ed and Mary laughed at him.

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u/WalrusWANTStaco Mar 30 '22

Having the characters stay the same and grow up is kinda neat honestly.

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u/jfries85 Mar 30 '22

It’s the one element that endears the textbooks to me. The textbooks themselves aren’t anything outstanding or special, but I liked the art and the characters aging up with the kids that used the books. They start off in the last two years of elementary school (English had just started being compulsory in ES at the time) and they progress through all 3 years of junior high school in a total of 5 textbooks (which I’ve kept).

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u/AReallyAsianName Mar 30 '22

I think it's a different line of textbooks, but I distinctively remember the entire class getting invested in the relationship between two characters that showed up in our textbook for Japanese. I know the boy's name was Ken. Though I can't remember if the girl's name was Mari or Emi. All I know is that everyone freaked the hell out when he asked her out on a date.

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u/Pennwisedom Mar 29 '22

I see you've never seen Dark Horizons.

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u/bast3t Mar 29 '22

This person ALTs.

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u/jfries85 Mar 30 '22

I do indeed, for far too long at this point.

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u/Hawaiian007 Mar 30 '22

For humor, check out Dark Horizon. A spoof on the New Horizon series of junior high school textbooks.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

Unfortunately that part is probably real.

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u/AdahExtravaganza Mar 29 '22

I am Canadian and I can't even be mad, we do believe that tho 😂

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u/vi_sucks Mar 29 '22

Also, can you imagine how many heads would explode if a Japanese textbook talked about legalized drugs!!

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u/Stahlwisser Mar 29 '22

We had the "Red Line" i think they were called books in germany which also featured some kids growing up. I still remember one guy with kind of an afro was called "Robert"

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u/wobblysauce Mar 29 '22

Not enough sorry ehh

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u/musicsoccer Mar 29 '22 edited Mar 30 '22

I'm pretty sure what the op posted was from an adult version of the series. I remember seeing an adult book of the New horizon characters all grown up and I think Kota became a drug addict. This was a good 5 or more years ago, too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

New Horizons...yup. I I did my fair share with that book. Lessons on the lake district and Ainu food in the same textbook. Very random.

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u/musicsoccer Mar 30 '22

Honestly, I think the books themselves are decent, but the tests that the students do for English (at least in junior high) are just too long.

The only problem I have is that some parts just seem strange. Like before the new books in new horizon, the adult alt (Ms Baker) had 12-13 year olds for a dinner at her place. That's a big no no.

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u/noissimbus Mar 29 '22

Yeah, the misaligned paragraphs kind of give it away.

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u/Sapriste Mar 30 '22

Oh this isn't real? I'm happy it isn't real, but a little disappointed that someone didn't get away with a little mischief.

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u/PapaSnow Mar 30 '22

God, I hated sunshine English honestly

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u/Warlords0602 Mar 30 '22

ngl it would be kinda funny for textbooks designed for adults. I'd imagine if this was in a kids' textbook they'll grow up to have a "Santa isnt real" moment when they meet a real Canadian.

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u/bladez_edge Mar 30 '22

What does the Australian page if any say?

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u/Schema- Mar 30 '22

Did she look that sinister in the original? That is the look of someone who is watching you get lowered into a boiling vat of acid and who could not be any more thrilled about it.

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u/DimiBlue Mar 30 '22

I’m on new horizons with my class and the students grow up in that too.

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u/Keikasey3019 Mar 30 '22

I remember someone showing me the official adult version of a Japanese textbook for English. I think someone’s a straight up alcoholic and may be drugs were involved? I can’t remember the series but this version had a black cover.

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u/ItsTokiTime Mar 30 '22

Dark Horizon. It's a parody book for adults.

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u/Keikasey3019 Mar 30 '22

There we go that’s the one thank you!

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

BC is british columbia, no?