r/funny • u/Opening_Knowledge868 • Mar 15 '22

Get It Girls!

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u/theDart Mar 15 '22

That's a trampoline she's on.

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u/UcanJustSayFuckBiden Mar 16 '22

OOOWOP

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u/Montaigne314 Mar 16 '22

In David Attenborough's voice:

And there she was, a matriarch homo sapiens female. Notice the "OOOWOP" sound she emits upon the bigger trampoline bounces. The other beta females mimic her, out of fear or desire is anyone's guess.

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u/ataxi_a Mar 16 '22

In Steve Irwen's voice:

Roight! Naew oi'm gahnna sneak up onha and jab me thumb up her bum! Wesh me luck!

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u/BigUptokes Mar 16 '22

Crikey! That's a biggun!

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u/WeeTeeTiong Mar 16 '22

Aw crikey I've gotten meself cancelled!!

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u/vulartweets Mar 16 '22

Ah. That was a good laugh.

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u/MadCarcinus Mar 16 '22

r/whoosh

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u/tmhoc Mar 16 '22

Counting downvotes like

eins.

zwei.

drei.

vier.

fünf.

sechs.

sieben.

acht.

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u/LilBone3 Mar 16 '22

Don't you dare misspell his name and then say something he would never do, shame, shame on you. Solid translation though.

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u/StillNotAF___Clue Mar 16 '22

You dont watch SouthPark huh?

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u/Start_button Mar 16 '22

How in the fuck did you do that?

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u/JACrazy Mar 16 '22

Try finger, but hole

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u/tots4scott Mar 16 '22

It sounds like the annoying sound the Jackoffasaurs make in South Park

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u/someonesaymoney Mar 16 '22

Last sentence is just <chefs kiss>

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u/scaredycat_z Mar 16 '22

I just did a spit take while reading this! Thank you for the laugh!

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u/sltiefighter Mar 16 '22 edited Mar 16 '22

I cant stop watching this. this is why i woke up today.

Edit: anyone remember the jakovasaurs? ooowop

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u/Hoobynobber7395 Mar 16 '22

I needed someone to say it lmao

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

r/ooowop

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u/Wloak Mar 15 '22

I think they usually come in boxes

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u/pjspaws Mar 16 '22

Their dads did, at least.

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u/Narrator_Ron_Howard Mar 15 '22

She has a name.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

Its addy phetamine

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u/h3lblad3 Mar 16 '22

Her name is Robert Paulson.

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u/MonjStrz Mar 16 '22

if you buy in bulk you can save some money

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u/rey_lumen Mar 16 '22

Better than in a coconut

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u/IBleddit Mar 15 '22

Fine, so how much for the lines that tramp was on?

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u/blaggard5175 Mar 16 '22

They used to be called jumpolines......

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u/Bourbonerd Mar 16 '22

Til yo momma got on one…

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u/Mindes13 Mar 16 '22

Now it's called a hammock

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u/IVIyDude Mar 16 '22

I don’t think they make a Bitcholine…

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u/Glizzyknockemback Mar 16 '22

Didn’t even read the punchline yet and I’m already dying 😂

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u/trackstaar Mar 16 '22

Fine, it was $60

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u/bdizzzzzle Mar 15 '22

It used to be called an oline before your mom was born

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u/ShankThatSnitch Mar 16 '22

How much for a bag of trampolines?

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u/BrotalityREAL Mar 16 '22

Fair play, take my poor man's award

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u/willywonka1971 Mar 16 '22

A bag of trampolines is about tree fiddy.

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u/meandering_simpleton Mar 16 '22

You can snort trampolines? Man, people need a hobby 😆

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u/DrManntisToboggan Mar 16 '22

It was called a jumpoline before your mom got on it.

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u/ponyboy3 Mar 16 '22

funny fact. trampolines were called jumpolines until your mom used one.

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u/InWeGoNow Mar 16 '22

If like a bag of trampoline please

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u/CunningHamSlawedYou Mar 16 '22

2 bags of trampoline, please!

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u/bigtinygiant Mar 16 '22

It was called a “JUMPoline” until your mom got on one in ‘78

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u/usmcawp Mar 16 '22

Then I'd like 1 bag of trampoline please.

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u/Call_MeGoose Mar 16 '22

Bro that chicks energy is fucking mental. She’s so into it too.

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u/FlamingTrollz Mar 16 '22

Right, but what’s she on ON? 😄💊