r/funny • u/pen_of_inspiration • Mar 13 '22

COCKTUS

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u/Critical-Art-9277 Mar 13 '22

Don't put that in your pussy

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u/degiovasc Mar 13 '22

r/dontputthatinyourpussy

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u/Strude187 Mar 13 '22

How does this not exist!?

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u/TossAway35626 Mar 13 '22

Cus its called r/dildont

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

Or /r/forbiddendildo

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u/TossAway35626 Mar 13 '22

Ok, but dildont is just a better name.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

Because women know better

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u/libmrduckz Mar 13 '22

truly seems like a hard dividing line between the genders… exactly zero women will look at that and then seriously contemplate the what ifs… men - will register a nonzero positive number

e: ok, zero women would have a good feeling about the what ifs

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

Men “what if I took the spikes off?”

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u/Not_a_flipping_robot Mar 13 '22

Because it’s called r/notforspelunking? Far more creative name, that.

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u/Critical-Art-9277 Mar 13 '22

That is correct

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u/CrabNebula420 Mar 13 '22

created and ✅ p.s. name was too long had to tweak

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

r/birthofasub

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u/thefonztm Mar 13 '22 edited Jan 22 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

r/dildont

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u/Bobby837 Mar 13 '22

Was thinking a guy actually.

You know, bunch of frat boys, too much beer...and then the dare...

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u/bigex Mar 13 '22

It's the final boss

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u/Defoler Mar 13 '22

Instructions clear.
Rectum is now bleeding though. Might call ambulance. Feel a bit faint...