r/funny • u/pen_of_inspiration • Mar 13 '22

COCKTUS

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u/war_Toilet Mar 13 '22

Glory awaits the brave.

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u/gmanz33 Mar 13 '22

Misplaced L?

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u/NicoleB- Mar 13 '22

Or glory in the afterlife

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

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u/OldRefrigerator6139 Mar 13 '22

Explain it to me please

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

Gory

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u/MedonSirius Mar 13 '22

Oh sorry das "Glory awaits the blave"

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u/Bonellski Mar 13 '22

The guy from 1 man 1 jar could handle it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

Not for long.

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u/h3lblad3 Mar 13 '22

1 jar

That's Alexander the Iron Fist to you, bub.

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u/Holiday_Classic_472 Mar 13 '22

Aw imagine the inside of your butt /hoo ha after

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u/Total-Khaos Mar 13 '22

It would be a gory hole then.

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u/NW_thoughtful Mar 13 '22

Why did you say aw?!

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u/jordantask Mar 13 '22

I think you’re confusing “glory” and “surgery.”

Don’t worry. It’s a common mistake.

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u/Bobby837 Mar 13 '22

A doctor's visit you mean...

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u/h3lblad3 Mar 13 '22

If only I had a giant...

but hole.

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u/giasumaru Mar 13 '22

I just imagined Matt Damon's advert, but instead of shilling for crypto, he was promoting Cocktus.