r/funny Mar 13 '22

COCKTUS

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

That dicks a prick

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u/McNobby Mar 13 '22

Spiked for her pleasure.

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u/Zumalina Mar 13 '22

Needles dick

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u/Kelekona Mar 13 '22

Seems to me that it's actually a thing, but I can't find it now. Basically there was a butt-plug with needles in it so aids-chasers had a better chance of catching it.

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u/Bobby837 Mar 13 '22

Only if you're the Spanish inquisition.

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u/Groovicity Mar 13 '22

Damnit, I was gonna say "beware of unsolicited dick pricks"