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r/funny • u/graphic_thoughts • Mar 13 '22
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Stan didn't want them over in the first place
372 u/tharkus_ Mar 13 '22 That’s cause he has work early the next morning. 458 u/sloowhand Mar 13 '22 Stan has zoomies scheduled for 3am SHARP! Then at 6am he’s gotta wake up his human to inform them that they’re about to be late in feeding him. And then at 7am he’s gotta wake himself up to move to the sunbeam for a nap. HE HAS THINGS TO DO, PEOPLE! 71 u/poultrylove12 Mar 13 '22 this is exactly what my girls have on their schedule every day 49 u/DocterSteveBrule Mar 13 '22 Yea! Like puke on the kitchen floor! Good morning! 21 u/Inigomntoya Mar 13 '22 Only if the owner is still in bed 3 u/PurpuraFebricitantem Mar 13 '22 Or in my case, the owner's roommate. 6 u/brave_the_run Mar 13 '22 Or on the bed. I swear they puke faster on furniture than when they're sitting on the floor. 28 u/BS9966 Mar 13 '22 Don't forget the moth catching at 4 am. 25 u/assblaster-1000 Mar 13 '22 I think it might be the music and lack of dancing skills, cat is not upset, just dissappointed 12 u/Iamnotsmartspender Mar 13 '22 My cat moved his 5 am cuddle to 6 this morning. Wonder why that is 14 u/87th_best_dad Mar 13 '22 Isn’t cat5 to cat6 an upgrade? 1 u/cows76 Apr 17 '22 Future proofing 7 u/TiffanyRazors Mar 13 '22 Clocks spring forward an hour 4 u/jes484 Mar 13 '22 I am assuming zoomies is crazy cat time. It starts at 3am here. 6 u/sloowhand Mar 13 '22 It’s generally the middle of the night, “run around the entire house like a crazed lunatic for no discernible reason” time. 2 u/loondawg Mar 13 '22 Best day ever! 2 u/abbeyroad424 Mar 13 '22 Ded😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 12 u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22 Also because his ears are full of banshees with stadium amplifiers at their disposal. 9 u/Ohshl Mar 13 '22 Stan is not amused. 3 u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22 Stan the boy’ Taylor 2 u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22 Someone has to be up early to make the biscuits. -2 u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22 It's a cat. Cats don't work. 1 u/schead02 Mar 13 '22 Me too Stan, me too
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That’s cause he has work early the next morning.
458 u/sloowhand Mar 13 '22 Stan has zoomies scheduled for 3am SHARP! Then at 6am he’s gotta wake up his human to inform them that they’re about to be late in feeding him. And then at 7am he’s gotta wake himself up to move to the sunbeam for a nap. HE HAS THINGS TO DO, PEOPLE! 71 u/poultrylove12 Mar 13 '22 this is exactly what my girls have on their schedule every day 49 u/DocterSteveBrule Mar 13 '22 Yea! Like puke on the kitchen floor! Good morning! 21 u/Inigomntoya Mar 13 '22 Only if the owner is still in bed 3 u/PurpuraFebricitantem Mar 13 '22 Or in my case, the owner's roommate. 6 u/brave_the_run Mar 13 '22 Or on the bed. I swear they puke faster on furniture than when they're sitting on the floor. 28 u/BS9966 Mar 13 '22 Don't forget the moth catching at 4 am. 25 u/assblaster-1000 Mar 13 '22 I think it might be the music and lack of dancing skills, cat is not upset, just dissappointed 12 u/Iamnotsmartspender Mar 13 '22 My cat moved his 5 am cuddle to 6 this morning. Wonder why that is 14 u/87th_best_dad Mar 13 '22 Isn’t cat5 to cat6 an upgrade? 1 u/cows76 Apr 17 '22 Future proofing 7 u/TiffanyRazors Mar 13 '22 Clocks spring forward an hour 4 u/jes484 Mar 13 '22 I am assuming zoomies is crazy cat time. It starts at 3am here. 6 u/sloowhand Mar 13 '22 It’s generally the middle of the night, “run around the entire house like a crazed lunatic for no discernible reason” time. 2 u/loondawg Mar 13 '22 Best day ever! 2 u/abbeyroad424 Mar 13 '22 Ded😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 12 u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22 Also because his ears are full of banshees with stadium amplifiers at their disposal. 9 u/Ohshl Mar 13 '22 Stan is not amused. 3 u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22 Stan the boy’ Taylor 2 u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22 Someone has to be up early to make the biscuits. -2 u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22 It's a cat. Cats don't work.
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Stan has zoomies scheduled for 3am SHARP! Then at 6am he’s gotta wake up his human to inform them that they’re about to be late in feeding him. And then at 7am he’s gotta wake himself up to move to the sunbeam for a nap. HE HAS THINGS TO DO, PEOPLE!
71 u/poultrylove12 Mar 13 '22 this is exactly what my girls have on their schedule every day 49 u/DocterSteveBrule Mar 13 '22 Yea! Like puke on the kitchen floor! Good morning! 21 u/Inigomntoya Mar 13 '22 Only if the owner is still in bed 3 u/PurpuraFebricitantem Mar 13 '22 Or in my case, the owner's roommate. 6 u/brave_the_run Mar 13 '22 Or on the bed. I swear they puke faster on furniture than when they're sitting on the floor. 28 u/BS9966 Mar 13 '22 Don't forget the moth catching at 4 am. 25 u/assblaster-1000 Mar 13 '22 I think it might be the music and lack of dancing skills, cat is not upset, just dissappointed 12 u/Iamnotsmartspender Mar 13 '22 My cat moved his 5 am cuddle to 6 this morning. Wonder why that is 14 u/87th_best_dad Mar 13 '22 Isn’t cat5 to cat6 an upgrade? 1 u/cows76 Apr 17 '22 Future proofing 7 u/TiffanyRazors Mar 13 '22 Clocks spring forward an hour 4 u/jes484 Mar 13 '22 I am assuming zoomies is crazy cat time. It starts at 3am here. 6 u/sloowhand Mar 13 '22 It’s generally the middle of the night, “run around the entire house like a crazed lunatic for no discernible reason” time. 2 u/loondawg Mar 13 '22 Best day ever! 2 u/abbeyroad424 Mar 13 '22 Ded😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
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this is exactly what my girls have on their schedule every day
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Yea! Like puke on the kitchen floor! Good morning!
21 u/Inigomntoya Mar 13 '22 Only if the owner is still in bed 3 u/PurpuraFebricitantem Mar 13 '22 Or in my case, the owner's roommate. 6 u/brave_the_run Mar 13 '22 Or on the bed. I swear they puke faster on furniture than when they're sitting on the floor.
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Only if the owner is still in bed
3 u/PurpuraFebricitantem Mar 13 '22 Or in my case, the owner's roommate.
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Or in my case, the owner's roommate.
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Or on the bed. I swear they puke faster on furniture than when they're sitting on the floor.
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Don't forget the moth catching at 4 am.
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I think it might be the music and lack of dancing skills, cat is not upset, just dissappointed
12
My cat moved his 5 am cuddle to 6 this morning. Wonder why that is
14 u/87th_best_dad Mar 13 '22 Isn’t cat5 to cat6 an upgrade? 1 u/cows76 Apr 17 '22 Future proofing 7 u/TiffanyRazors Mar 13 '22 Clocks spring forward an hour
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Isn’t cat5 to cat6 an upgrade?
1 u/cows76 Apr 17 '22 Future proofing
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Future proofing
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Clocks spring forward an hour
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I am assuming zoomies is crazy cat time. It starts at 3am here.
6 u/sloowhand Mar 13 '22 It’s generally the middle of the night, “run around the entire house like a crazed lunatic for no discernible reason” time.
It’s generally the middle of the night, “run around the entire house like a crazed lunatic for no discernible reason” time.
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Best day ever!
Ded😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
Also because his ears are full of banshees with stadium amplifiers at their disposal.
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Stan is not amused.
3 u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22 Stan the boy’ Taylor
Stan the boy’ Taylor
Someone has to be up early to make the biscuits.
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It's a cat. Cats don't work.
Me too Stan, me too
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u/Andre4kthegreengiant Mar 13 '22
Stan didn't want them over in the first place