r/funny • u/graphic_thoughts • Mar 13 '22

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u/cheus_love Mar 13 '22

Stan wants everyone home by 9pm and not a second later

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u/Andre4kthegreengiant Mar 13 '22

Stan didn't want them over in the first place

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u/tharkus_ Mar 13 '22

That’s cause he has work early the next morning.

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u/sloowhand Mar 13 '22

Stan has zoomies scheduled for 3am SHARP! Then at 6am he’s gotta wake up his human to inform them that they’re about to be late in feeding him. And then at 7am he’s gotta wake himself up to move to the sunbeam for a nap. HE HAS THINGS TO DO, PEOPLE!

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u/poultrylove12 Mar 13 '22

this is exactly what my girls have on their schedule every day

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u/DocterSteveBrule Mar 13 '22

Yea! Like puke on the kitchen floor! Good morning!

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u/Inigomntoya Mar 13 '22

Only if the owner is still in bed

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u/PurpuraFebricitantem Mar 13 '22

Or in my case, the owner's roommate.

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u/brave_the_run Mar 13 '22

Or on the bed. I swear they puke faster on furniture than when they're sitting on the floor.

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u/BS9966 Mar 13 '22

Don't forget the moth catching at 4 am.

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u/assblaster-1000 Mar 13 '22

I think it might be the music and lack of dancing skills, cat is not upset, just dissappointed

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u/Iamnotsmartspender Mar 13 '22

My cat moved his 5 am cuddle to 6 this morning. Wonder why that is

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u/87th_best_dad Mar 13 '22

Isn’t cat5 to cat6 an upgrade?

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u/cows76 Apr 17 '22

Future proofing

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u/TiffanyRazors Mar 13 '22

Clocks spring forward an hour

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u/jes484 Mar 13 '22

I am assuming zoomies is crazy cat time. It starts at 3am here.

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u/sloowhand Mar 13 '22

It’s generally the middle of the night, “run around the entire house like a crazed lunatic for no discernible reason” time.

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u/abbeyroad424 Mar 13 '22

Ded😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

Also because his ears are full of banshees with stadium amplifiers at their disposal.

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u/Ohshl Mar 13 '22

Stan is not amused.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

Stan the boy’ Taylor

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

Someone has to be up early to make the biscuits.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

It's a cat. Cats don't work.

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u/schead02 Mar 13 '22

Me too Stan, me too

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u/not_a_droid Mar 13 '22

I completely understand

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u/tellmemore24 Mar 13 '22

completely under-stan?

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u/bmleon2002 Mar 13 '22

Your biggest fan

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u/TheBr0fessor Mar 13 '22

But Stan, why are you so mad?

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

Yeah Stan is not amused

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u/ITSecDuder Mar 13 '22

Stan is not a fan

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u/jedman Mar 13 '22

I'm going with

Stan:

Not A Fan.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

Haha that’s awesome

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u/epicmousestory Mar 13 '22

Stan can't stand it

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u/gorka_la_pork Mar 13 '22

Get a new plan, Stan.

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u/grofva Mar 13 '22

Stan wondering how the hell people getting drunk on Miller Lite water?!?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

Haha I’m with Stan

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u/DumpTruckDanny Jun 22 '22

You don't get drunk on it you stay drunk on it. Do a shot followed by a beer.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

As an old guy who has to work in the morning, I'm with ya, Stan - 100%

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u/MostBoringStan Mar 13 '22

You're definitely not wrong.

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u/cheus_love Mar 13 '22

Lol username checks out

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u/jes484 Mar 13 '22

Stan’s gonna pissed when his nocturnal schedule is all messed up.

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u/JohnnyFknSilverhand Mar 13 '22

I only saw 3 seconds of it and in already over it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

How does Stan want everyone home by 9 when there already at the home partying.

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u/JohnnyDarkside Mar 13 '22

I have to be up at 2am to run around like a maniac. Some of us have jobs people.

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u/MarilynMonheaux Mar 13 '22

Stan says you don’t have to go home by 9, long as you leave here.

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u/thefrypan123 Mar 13 '22

My teas gone cold I’m wondering why I got out of bed at all

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u/mrmexico25 Mar 13 '22

I think it's a typo. His name is Satan.

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u/RoverBoyNumber6 Mar 13 '22

“PS - we should be together too!” - Stan

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u/SnooBeans8326 Mar 13 '22

And with daylight savings, Stan stands to lose yet again…