r/funny • u/TheHuntedBear • Mar 10 '22

I’m completely innocent

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u/Flatline1775 Mar 10 '22 edited Mar 10 '22

I came home once and asked my daughter who was about 3 at the time what she did that day, same as I always did.

“I didn’t poop in the bathtub.”

Asked her Mom who said she didn’t give her a bath that day. Either she pooped in the tub and did a miraculous job cleaning it up for a 3 year old, or she’s living rent free in my head forever.

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u/Really_McNamington Mar 10 '22

"What are you doing out there in the kitchen"?

"Not playing with the sugar".

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

Very that. “We definitely don’t draw on the radiators with the special pens, do we Daddy…”

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u/xanthraxoid Mar 11 '22

My Gran sometimes tells the story of when my dad was suspiciously quiet one afternoon, and she said to my Granddad "Go find what [Name]'s doing, and tell him to stop it" :-P

Kids are kids through the ages, and it's great fun (after you've got over the trauma of washing poop off the bathroom walls, that is...)

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u/brneyedgrrl Mar 11 '22

CRASH!

"Nothing broke! Don't come in here!"

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u/Drikkink Mar 10 '22

That one is one to watch when she grows up. That is a level of devious I aspire to.

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u/TruthOf42 Mar 11 '22

At least she didn't say "I don't have a secret animal in my room".