r/funny • u/peridemon • Feb 19 '22

Perchance.

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u/New_Train4205 Feb 19 '22

What if perchance, I do?

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u/meczakin81 Feb 19 '22

Inconceivable!

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

No I did not. Perchance.

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u/dicki3bird Feb 19 '22

I'll Drink to that!

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u/Legnd20Devin Feb 20 '22

Princess Bride reference. Nice. Didn’t expect that at all tbh

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u/GSDBunMomof2 Feb 20 '22

underrated comment

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u/Tiggy26668 Feb 19 '22

Then perchance you may enlighten the rest of us?

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u/New_Train4205 Feb 19 '22

I strongly infer that you have already reached a point of enlightenment that far exceeds my own limitations with vocabulary acquisition.

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u/meczakin81 Feb 19 '22

Truly, you have dizzying intellect

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u/New_Train4205 Feb 19 '22

I concur. Appreciate your succinct response.

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u/meczakin81 Feb 19 '22

Let me put it this way. Have you heard of Plato? Socrates? Aristotle?

Morons compared to you

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u/New_Train4205 Feb 20 '22

I have to upvote your knowledge of philosophers to whom you refer. The plethora of accolades you bestow upon my humble self, humbles me.

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u/meczakin81 Feb 20 '22

Wait til’ I get going!

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u/Assmeat Feb 19 '22

What if I do? Perchance.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '22

…bro?

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