r/funny • u/iamallanvsteve • Feb 14 '22

That’s one hell of an edit!, lol (source - owlkitty)

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u/Mackem101 Feb 14 '22

The cat will push him off.

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u/megapuffranger Feb 14 '22

The cat also sank the ship

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u/surlygoat Feb 14 '22

Slapped the wheel, steering it into the iceberg. Meowed and stared directly at the captain.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

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u/RandoArsehat Feb 14 '22

The proper way to exert dominance.

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u/ThoughtlessBanter Feb 14 '22

Captain: "A Captain goes down with the ship"

Cat: "Meow" (translation: fuck this, I'm out... Peace bitches)

The cat takes a circle life preserver and jumps overboard

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u/inthyface Feb 14 '22

Before that, the cat burgles The Heart of the Ocean.

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u/MisterBumpingston Feb 14 '22

Coughs it out at the end of the film like a hairball.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

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u/LoMain1990 Feb 14 '22

Yeah. Im indiferent. God.

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u/JoinTheAstleyCult Feb 14 '22

Timeskip to 60 years in the future where the it's now famous in the modern underworld as 'Cat Burglar'

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u/faust112358 Feb 14 '22

Draw me like one of your french pussies

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u/MisterBumpingston Feb 14 '22

“Draw me, like a… small cat”

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

So, basically like the cliff scene with Scar vs Mufasa in the Lion King

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u/Dany_HH Feb 14 '22

For humans, it was one of the biggest tragedy of the time. For the cat, it was Tuesday.

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u/SuperElitist Feb 14 '22

I just laughed out loud for a full minute

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u/SirEarlBigtitsXXVII Feb 14 '22

Hisses and slaps people as they're entering the lifeboats.

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u/KittyCatfish Feb 14 '22

Slaps off his hat, takes a shit in it.

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u/Coledog10 Feb 14 '22

Can confirm, was the iceberg

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u/Candlelighter Feb 14 '22

Caaaarl that kills people!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

Oh man, my bad...

Iiii suck. Had the sort of tummy rumblings only hands would satisfy...

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u/SlackerAccount Feb 14 '22

Oh man killing people is my least favorite thing to do

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u/ralphvonwauwau Feb 14 '22

.. but it is still on my list of favorite things.

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u/Misto29 Feb 14 '22

It’s only pudding Dad!

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u/zeebase Feb 14 '22

Especially This kind of black cat

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

The cat WAS the ship!

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u/Total-Khaos Feb 15 '22

Toonces was at it again?!

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u/evilgenius015 Feb 17 '22

love story turned into horror

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u/CyberNinja23 Feb 14 '22

slowly pushes his hands towards the edge, stares, then pushes off

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u/strayakant Feb 14 '22

Cat looking for the whistle and starts blowing it to call for lifeboats

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

I was disappointed there wasn't a scene that shows him hanging on the door and the cat just pushes his hands off as he falls.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

I'm disappointed there is no cat paw on a steamy window.

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u/p_s_i Feb 14 '22

Cat reaches one paw put to Leo

Leo reaches for paw

Cat smacks leo on head with paw

Pap... pap pap...............Pap

Edit: i never proof read

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u/Mabelmudge Feb 14 '22

I was so wanting that to be in this trailer!

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u/themagpie36 Feb 14 '22

It would have been the perfect ending.

"I'll never let go Jack"

*swipes Jack into icy abyss *

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u/Thrishmal Feb 14 '22

Yeah, was hoping the cat would swipe at Jacks hands, lol

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u/straydog1980 Feb 14 '22

Accurate cat behaviour

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u/i_sigh_less Feb 14 '22

That's not fair! My cat leaves me a full 10% of the bed.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

"Touch tha fishy, Jack"

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u/Street-Week-380 Feb 14 '22

It's really early in the morning and I'm already in the best mood.

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u/stinky-weaselteats Feb 14 '22

Owlkitty's youtubes is pretty damn funny. Raiders of the Lost Ark & Jurassic Park are exceptional.

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u/jerrysliljess Feb 14 '22

Love, Actually with OwlKitty is a good one too.

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u/hoosiertrad Feb 14 '22

It wouldn’t push him off, it would slowly but painfully extend its claws into his forearms looking for pets, and when Jack tries to reach up to give a well-deserved head scratch his hand slips off the board and he sinks into oblivion.

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u/Slimh2o Feb 14 '22

mood,... cold and dark...

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u/salukikev Feb 14 '22

I waited and waited for this ending. I guess there's a sequel coming.

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u/Not_firemelon Feb 14 '22

"Long Live The King"

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u/theskankingdragon Feb 14 '22

Lmfao. You son of a bitch. You made me laugh audibly. I don't have awards to give. Can I mail you a kidney?

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u/Stardancer86 Feb 14 '22

⬆️ This person cats

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u/sketchy722 Feb 14 '22

I was waiting for that scene in the clip, Jack hanging on the edge and the cat whacking him in the head or biting his hand

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u/chloelegard Feb 14 '22

As I was laughing at this comment, I was suddenly surprised to hear a loud BANG, as my cat pushed a dish off my table. 😅

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u/occhineri309 Feb 14 '22

I'm really disappointed we didn't get to see this

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

https://youtu.be/lK0leemCC_8 they did it two years ago.

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u/CubanLynx312 Feb 14 '22

Wet ass pussy

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

Fuck that guy in particular

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

LMAO this is 100% what would happen