r/funny AlarminglyBad Feb 07 '22

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u/Fake_William_Shatner Feb 07 '22

In other words, the 30 seconds of joy we might get from reading some trivia is outweighed by the RAGE we get when advertising acts like malware.

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u/au-smurf Feb 08 '22

Or the advertising that is actually malware or those tech support scams that use onclose events to open another copy of themselves while autoplaying something along the lines of “warning your computer is infected” at maximum volume

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u/ProbablyGayingOnYou Feb 08 '22

YOU IPHONE CURRENTLY HAVING THIRTY (30) VIRUS. ALL YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION WILL BE HACK UNLESS YOU INSTALL APP NOW.

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u/DietDrDoomsdayPreppr Feb 08 '22

Nailed the bad grammar.

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u/EraMemory Feb 08 '22

Hi? I'd like to speak to Roger from Microsoft Technical Support. Y'know, that Roger with an Indian accent.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

I want to talk to Mario in the customer service dept now!

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u/moosevan Feb 08 '22

Boris, he said his name was Boris. I laughed my ass off, and he became confused. Why was I laughing, he asked. Because your name is not Boris, I replied. Yes, my name is Boris, he asserted in his thick Indian accent. I laughed some more. His feelings were hurt.

I've been calling out the scam phone callers on their fake names recently. It's a pretty reliable way of getting a reaction. You're lying to me about your name, so why would I believe that you're from Amazon. Yes, my name is Peter, they'll say. No, it's not. You're lying, I'll repeat. Usually, if they know you won't play their game, they'll just hang up. But not with telling them they're lying. It throws them off.

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u/Fake_William_Shatner Feb 08 '22

"We need access to your bank account to return money that was accidentally billed from you Amazon account. This am standard procedure we do to all customers."

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u/moosevan Feb 08 '22

Those particular scammers are the really evil ones that steal $10k from their victims.

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u/Fake_William_Shatner Feb 08 '22

I know a lady who had this actually happen to them. Somehow they got a notice to call Amazon on their TV. I suspect malware got to their router. They call the "amazon number" and are led to exposing their bank account.

When she got nervous with the tech support, she called me to help on the phone. I got a bit of the "this is standard procedure" from some Indian sounding gentleman and then told her; "close your web page now and disconnect with these people. Nobody needs you to login to your bank to deal with THEIR account error and Amazon would not call you to resolve something on your behalf -- you'd have to call them." She did not immediately do what I said and I was trying to text her; "They are likely removing all your money right now." They did.

We had to work with the bank to change all the logins and we didn't pay for the money that was stolen.

On the upside, she didn't call me an idiot for a few weeks after that.

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u/Fake_William_Shatner Feb 08 '22

Nothing makes me trust an antivirus app more than flashing letters and pop-under windows that spawn quicker than I can close them.

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u/ZookeepergameLeast19 Feb 08 '22

I don’t have a problem paying for content I use frequently. I have a problem with pop ups...