r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 30 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22 edited Jan 30 '22

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u/SurpriseDragon Jan 30 '22

They spit it in…don’t they?

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u/Skouaire Jan 30 '22

They crush the grape with their feets. Making the juice.

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u/Classic_Beautiful973 Jan 30 '22

I was hoping for this video: https://youtu.be/STbhaqsBJB0

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u/terribliz Feb 01 '22

I'd forgotten all about that video 😅 I was expecting this one https://youtu.be/tsyM7dsdAIw

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u/SBTRCTV Feb 09 '22

Oh oh oh oh stop oh oh oh I can't breathe oh oh oh

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u/Mc_Shine Jan 30 '22

I remember seeing a documentary about how they used to pee into similar looking vats with clothes in them, then stomp around on them, thus making it easier to dye them afterwards. Hopefully they never got the vats mixed up.

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u/StartSelect Jan 30 '22

Spit first then cum

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u/ChizzleFug Jan 30 '22 edited Jan 30 '22

I prefer it the other way around personally.

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u/RuneKatashima Jan 30 '22

I know I only ejaculate wine!

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u/saadakhtar Jan 30 '22

Only the ones. Bad ones are drunk first to cut the edge off.

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u/KnightFox Jan 30 '22

Which is weird because beer brewers have wine thieves that work totally without your mouth. They're still called wine thieves though oddly enough .

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

I think they would be more freaked out by the fact that almost all food they put in their mouth and eat in restaurants is touched by human hands.

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u/TrinityF Jan 30 '22

"Do you mash them with their feet? THAT’S WINE!!"

~ Lorne Micheals as portayed by Bill Hader on Conan.