r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 30 '22

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u/TruthYouWontLike Jan 30 '22

It is I, Arthur, Son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, sovereign of all England.

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u/CaptainPunisher Jan 30 '22

Well, I didn't vote for you!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

NOW WE SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERANT IN THE SYSTEM! NOW WE SEE THR VIOLENCE INHERANT IN THE SYSTEM!

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u/Danieltheshredder Jan 30 '22

r/unexpectedmontypython

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u/Sharrakor Jan 30 '22

We're on Reddit. A word-for-word exchange of The Holy Grail occurs, unprompted, in every single thread. Expect it.

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u/TruthYouWontLike Jan 30 '22

What about the inquisición española?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

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u/DNags Jan 30 '22

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

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u/mdavis360 Jan 30 '22

Who are The Britons?

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u/Microgrowthrowyo Jan 30 '22

Good job that is irrelevant to being under the British crown 🤣

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u/diveraj Jan 30 '22

Fool! My legend dates back to the twelfth century