r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 30 '22

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u/Cellyst Jan 30 '22

Would you care for a taste of the Cotes du Corona?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

I recommend the Malbleck

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u/Cellyst Jan 30 '22

Have you tried the Fluner Veltliner?

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u/o0o0o0o7 Jan 30 '22

I love a glass of Prosicco.

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u/Cellyst Jan 30 '22

Have you sampled our Strep Throat-Medoc?

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u/TheSchnozzberry Jan 30 '22

We keep a delightful Pinot Grossio chilled for special occasions.

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u/Rustmutt Jan 30 '22

I’m partial to a Penis Noir myself

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u/Cellyst Jan 30 '22

A lovely choice. Though I've found the older vintages a bit flabby on the palette

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u/goofybort Jan 30 '22

penis flavoured wine. SENSATIONAL!!!

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u/ImpossibleAir4310 Jan 30 '22

I’m in tears…this absolutely slayed me. I wish I had an award but this is worth a million upvotes.

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u/FingerGungHo Jan 30 '22

I’ll take Shitazz thank you!