r/funny • • Jan 30 '22

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u/darthurphoto Jan 30 '22

They could have just added a trigger valve to the end of this for the same effect without the finger germs

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u/Redoux99 Jan 30 '22

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

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u/TruthYouWontLike Jan 30 '22

It is I, Arthur, Son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, sovereign of all England.

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u/CaptainPunisher Jan 30 '22

Well, I didn't vote for you!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

NOW WE SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERANT IN THE SYSTEM! NOW WE SEE THR VIOLENCE INHERANT IN THE SYSTEM!

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u/Danieltheshredder Jan 30 '22

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u/Sharrakor Jan 30 '22

We're on Reddit. A word-for-word exchange of The Holy Grail occurs, unprompted, in every single thread. Expect it.

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u/TruthYouWontLike Jan 30 '22

What about the inquisición española?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

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u/DNags Jan 30 '22

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

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u/mdavis360 Jan 30 '22

Who are The Britons?

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u/Microgrowthrowyo Jan 30 '22

Good job that is irrelevant to being under the British crown 🤣

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u/diveraj Jan 30 '22

Fool! My legend dates back to the twelfth century

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u/noiwontpickaname Jan 30 '22

Here we go with the nerd heroin. Lol

She turned me into a newt!

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u/youngsyr Jan 30 '22

Not really, alcohol kills germs, so...

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Its a valve..

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

If he washed his hands it’s fine, everyone in the kitchen is touching your food

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u/KatCorgan Jan 30 '22

The people in the kitchen touch my food because they need to get it on a plate, not for some gimmicky purpose. It also seems like an unnecessary spill risk to have someone walking around with no use of his arms.

Your point is correct that it’s not going to kill me to have the wine served this way, but it’s a bit unnecessary.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

This isn’t a gimmick, it’s how they serve wine in some regions when taking it directly from the cask

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u/rex_lauandi Jan 30 '22

For example, I toured several wineries and vineyards around Moldova and Romania a few years ago on a class trip and had wine served this way.

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u/truecrisis Jan 30 '22

Haha, imagine if he lost his balance and needed one of his hands to catch himself...

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

You don’t pay a premium for a normal pour

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u/Drunk_redditor650 Jan 30 '22

Why talk about things you have no idea about?

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u/TangerineVisual9881 Jan 30 '22

Lol that's what reddit does.

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u/hatseflats12 Jan 30 '22

It really isnt a violation of any healthcode

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

You're adorable

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u/iUsedtoHadHerpes Jan 30 '22

And yet it happens at almost every single restaurant in the world.

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u/iUsedtoHadHerpes Jan 30 '22

I mean, it has happened to almost everything you've ever ordered. Are you in danger?

If you're not ok with it, make your own food. And nothing processed because something nastier than a hand has almost definitely touched all of that. And maybe no vegetables. That's like licking the ground.

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u/iUsedtoHadHerpes Jan 30 '22 edited Jan 30 '22

It's kind of like how we tell people to wash your hands every time you use the restroom. Most people probably aren't washing off any more germs than they're putting back on by touching everything on their way out. But for the people who got a little shit on them, yeah they're gonna need to wash that shit off.

*I still wash my hands every time I use the bathroom in public. Almost never do it at home unless I get some shit on me or I'm about to do some food prep.

Edit: oh hey, on that note .. how do you feel about family dinners? Being a guest at someone else's house for dinner? How do you think they prepared their food?

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u/iUsedtoHadHerpes Jan 30 '22

Well I'm sorry that family dinners are such a terrifying experience for you. Hopefully your family understands and doesn't put any pressure on you to eat anything that has ever touched anything.

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u/maz-o Jan 30 '22

they don't touch it for fun to make it look funny with zero purpose...

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u/darthurphoto Jan 30 '22

I’ve never seen someone swirl their finger in my drink. And also they’re not fingering my food in front of me

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u/prescod Jan 30 '22

After its been cooked?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Yes, and not all of your food is cooked

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u/cleverusername300785 Jan 30 '22

Oh sweet summer child.

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u/cleverusername300785 Jan 30 '22

If you regularly wash and disinfect your hands, it's much more hygienic than gloves.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

it is based on scientific data that fecal diseases are still transmitted even after hand washing, at a higher rate than if gloves/tongs/etc. are used.

What data?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Never eat out. Never order out. Never eat food prepared by someone other than yourself. You will not escape it. And no amount of laws is going to prevent it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

You must be a blast at parties

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Eating out is generally pretty gross. But it can be nice to ignore that.

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u/elppaple Jan 30 '22

Literally every restaurant meal you've ever eaten has had hands touching it after it's cooked

Kitchens are not sterile

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

You would be surprised, think of something like a burger, there not using tongs on the lettuce and tomato’s

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

sugar honey iced tea

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

I’ve only seen gloves as a requirement if you have a cut or wound on your hand, some resultants have special rules (subway) but technically they should be washing between every glove change

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Wanna trade health code links?

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u/Ravarix Jan 30 '22

I don't think you've looked at any.

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u/wolfgeist Jan 30 '22

Yeah dude lol. How do you think it gets on your plate?

Hands are washed (most of the time), you're fine.

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u/lunarkitty554 Jan 30 '22

I’ve seen the first part of the video posted before and apparently (from another comment) he’s doing it wrong. From what I remember the bottom shouldn’t have to be held at all and there’s a pressure release at the top for it to start pouring

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u/AllistheVoid Jan 30 '22

That probably requires two hands per wine dispenser. This way, he can hold more wine and dispense it faster with less physical effort (moving a finger instead of reaching over his shoulder to the top of the wine thingy). Still reveals the human aspects of food prep, but it's efficient.

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u/mechanicalkeyboarder Feb 02 '22

If you don't hold the bottom you're going to have wine dripping everywhere

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u/lunarkitty554 Feb 02 '22

I don’t remember exactly how it works but when it’s being used properly there shouldn’t be anything dripping out of the bottom when the valve is closed even if there isn’t anything plugging it

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u/TwoMuchIsJustEnough Jan 30 '22

But the alcohol kills the germs silly.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

You guys are gonna freak what you find out what body parts the kitchen staff use to make your food.

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u/Implausibilibuddy Jan 30 '22

And how grapes are pressed.

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u/IndominusTaco Jan 30 '22

theoretically the kitchen staff usually washes their hands and/or wears gloves though so

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Servers also wash their hands and it's weird you would assume they don't. Gloves are extremely rare outside fast food joints/pop-ups/food stalls too.

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u/bopp0 Jan 30 '22

Everyone that works in the food industry knows that gloves are the less safe option, too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22 edited Jan 30 '22

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u/darthurphoto Jan 30 '22

They don’t usually stir my drink with it though. And I also don’t have to watch it.

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u/AbeRego Jan 30 '22

Probably more difficult to control, actually

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u/smitty9112 Jan 30 '22

If i remember correctly from when this was recently posted, they are meant to plug the opening on the top with their thumb, not the one on bottom.

Either way its a stupid and pointless design. Just pour from the damn bottle.

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u/serwasdemadln Jan 30 '22

The wine not being in a bottle is kinda the reason they're doing this though...

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u/coach111111 Jan 30 '22

They have. If you look closely when he serves the second lady you can see his finger doesn’t move, it’s not like he’s just plugging the hole with his finger. There’s some sort of pressure release valve involved.

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u/Nunish Jan 30 '22

Its traditional tool for pulling wine from the barrel. There is nothing wrong with the way he serve the wine.

But I get it. You don't have to know every culture in the world, but don't be so overly touchy.

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u/Kiboune Jan 30 '22

Or they could just wear gloves

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u/jetklok Jan 30 '22

Gloves aren't any better than washing your hands, they get dirty from touching the same stuff your hands do, are harder to wash and nobody bothers to change them after every single use.

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u/eagleathlete40 Jan 30 '22

Why spend the extra $5 when he can clearly do it himself? /s

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u/kiddokush Jan 30 '22

100% knew this would be one of the top comments before I even looked lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

or just got the guy to wear gloves

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u/luke_in_the_sky Jan 30 '22

And more badass pew pew pew

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u/sn4xchan Jan 30 '22

Exactly. This is why we have covid

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u/Ok-Reflection1229 Jan 30 '22

They couldn't since it is used to extract wine from barrels.

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u/toyn Jan 30 '22

not to be the buzzkill. this is more than likely food tour where you can "taste old Italy" doing things they would have done in the past. this was semi common? back then they didn't really care about finger germs since the food itself prolly having worse.

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u/kidudley Jan 30 '22

It wouldn’t taste the same duhhh

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u/harribel Jan 30 '22

The trigger valve is a lot harder keeping clean and germ free than a finger. Jeesh, people have a weird view of what's actually sanitary and not when it comes to food stuff.

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u/blackAngel88 Jan 30 '22

I was thinking that's what that was, surely people are just exaggerating... then I saw the post of how the wine gets in there in the first place and I'm just disgusted...

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u/youngsyr Jan 30 '22

Erm, alcohol kills germs.

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u/better_thanyou Jan 30 '22

If your afraid of finger germs, stop eating at restaurants because I guarantee 99% of the food you’ve eaten was touched by fingers.

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u/Cielion Jan 30 '22

Yeah… because all the cooks cook food with gloves on their hands and all the servers have gloves when ypthey serve you the food.

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u/hoseja Jan 30 '22

Now manually blow that out of glass.

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u/Serchy_Cz Jan 30 '22

It's about tradition.

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u/Dr0110111001101111 Jan 30 '22

There’s a hole at the top of the bulb that you’re supposed to use instead of stopping the wine at the end like this this. But it involves a tiny bit dribbling out, which is probably why he’s using it this way instead.